Rip, you carpeted your garage and let your wife decorate your "man" cave. You had no man card left to turn in. Your name is Ripaitlyn......
The moment you said your garage was carpeted was the moment I wrote you off.
Geez, I hope you don't receive any death threats over this.
The "Old Testament" doesn't mention anything about pedicures.
Clean feet gives immortality? No wonder all the dinosaurs died, they had dirty feets
Did ya get a polish while you were there too?(Image removed from quote.)
That's my Arnold face.
You hit two out of three there, rim shot! She did NOT decorate my man cave! At least not the one I call my office! Here, found your card, Mav! (Image removed from quote.)
You sure? Looks more like you're constipated to me...
I had a pedicure. No nail polish, just straight up cleaning.The story is this: I begged the wife for something that I prefer NOT to share on this forum. She obliged, but only if *I* did something that SHE wanted to do the next day. I agreed (Thinking "laundry...clean the bathroom...etc...) not knowing that she would say "Go to the nail spa with me and get your toenails done.She claims I 'scratch' her legs in my sleep. Yep, maybe.So I did go.They put the Asian gal on my feet that had the biggest peaks, lowest cut shirt. Wife was NOT happy about that...but hey! I was! I lost man card points, sure, but I think I gained man card points when this gal started massaging my calfs! Hot wax? Never knew you dipped your feet in that stuff!Anyway, question to the community;Do I need to start considering a name change? Instead of Ripsnort, maybe Ripsnortia? Will you guys still accept me who I am?
