Since we're bringing up "Private" things this week, I have something to confess.

[Ripsnort]

I had a pedicure.

 
No nail polish, just straight up cleaning.

The story is this: I begged the wife for something that I prefer NOT to share on this forum. She obliged, but only if *I* did something that SHE wanted to do the next day. I agreed (Thinking "laundry...clean the bathroom...etc...) not knowing that she would say "Go to the nail spa with me and get your toenails done.

She claims I 'scratch' her legs in my sleep. Yep, maybe.

So I did go.

They put the Asian gal on my feet that had the biggest peaks, lowest cut shirt. Wife was NOT happy about that...but hey! I was!

I lost man card points, sure, but I think I gained man card points when this gal started massaging my calfs! 

Hot wax? Never knew you dipped your feet in that stuff!

Anyway, question to the community;
Do I need to start considering a name change? Instead of Ripsnort, maybe Ripsnortia?

Will you guys still accept me who I am? 

[SFRT - Frenchy]

You dead to me.

[Meatwad]

The real question is....were you offered a happy ending?

[BoilerDown]

The real question is....were you offered a happy ending?

More like a happy beginning:

The story is this: I begged the wife for something that I prefer NOT to share on this forum. She obliged...

In my imagination it was a 3-way with her hot single friend.

[Dichotomy]

I had a pedicure.

 
No nail polish, just straight up cleaning.

The story is this: I begged the wife for something that I prefer NOT to share on this forum. She obliged, but only if *I* did something that SHE wanted to do the next day. I agreed (Thinking "laundry...clean the bathroom...etc...) not knowing that she would say "Go to the nail spa with me and get your toenails done.

She claims I 'scratch' her legs in my sleep. Yep, maybe.

So I did go.

They put the Asian gal on my feet that had the biggest peaks, lowest cut shirt. Wife was NOT happy about that...but hey! I was!

I lost man card points, sure, but I think I gained man card points when this gal started massaging my calfs! 

Hot wax? Never knew you dipped your feet in that stuff!

Anyway, question to the community;
Do I need to start considering a name change? Instead of Ripsnort, maybe Ripsnortia?

Will you guys still accept me who I am? 

PSH....... I'm one to judge? 

I'd say that falls under the 'Jimmy Crack Corn' rule in my book. 

[JimmyC]

you so metro...

[Bizman]

You're too far away for me to come sucking your toes, so no big deal either way.

Seriously speaking, you'll have to live with your feet for the rest of your life, so pampering them every once in a while doesn't sound like a bad idea at all. At least a pedicure for a man does much more good, speaking about health, than a Brazilian waxing - which I've learned some male heterosexual fellow citizens also do.

[BaldEagl]

Geez, I hope you don't receive any death threats over this.   

[JunkyII]

 

[zack1234]

Disgusting animal

[SysError]

...
Will you guys still accept me who I am? 

If you are two consenting adults, then it is nobody’s business who you have a pedicure with or how you have your pedicure.  It is just nobody’s business. 

Those of us who are accepting of your life choices; to have a loving and caring and monogamist relationship with your pedicureist, say WTG!  And those that are not accepting just need to respect your humanity.

Go for it girl!   

[Maverick]

Rip, you carpeted your garage and let your wife decorate your "man" cave. You had no man card left to turn in. Your name is Ripaitlyn......

[Ripsnort]

Rip, you carpeted your garage and let your wife decorate your "man" cave. You had no man card left to turn in. Your name is Ripaitlyn......

You hit two out of three there, rim shot! She did NOT decorate my man cave! At least not the one I call my office!

Here, found your card, Mav!

[craz07]

bahhah straight up schit ur pants lol

[Beefcake]

Will you guys still accept me who I am? 

The moment you said your garage was carpeted was the moment I wrote you off.