The Strategic Dominance Gaming Theory Book of Aces High

[Changeup]

So there would be no chance that an SDGT player's balls would ever drop?

No. None.

[PJ_Godzilla]

You can't just bail on us, Change... this is far too good.

You'd have to split hunting.

For example, hunting a wild boar with a spear: sport
hunting a rabbit with a .22: not even an activity

Motorsport: definite fear of injury that must be overcome... and only in Nascar do they just turn one way.

Soccer: definitely tribal, and there's always the chance of getting cleated or leg-whipped. I took 6 stitches to the chin after sliding, being overrun, and taking a full-stride knee uppercut. That was a pretty good one, albeit just bloody and not life-threatening. The guy who overran me must've been a real SDGT WINNER!!!

BTW, I get this thing about the wild thing on the mound. One of the last imes I got hit was by this big black dude whose control was iffy at best.

And, back on topic, can we now start calling people like, I don't know, ambulance chasers and shady floor traders SDGT WINNERS!!! Maybe the guy who cuts me off in traffic... Instead of flipping him the bird, i'll call him an SDGT WINNER!!!

[Latrobe]

And, back on topic, can we now start calling people like, I don't know, ambulance chasers and shady floor traders SDGT WINNERS!!! Maybe the guy who cuts me off in traffic... Instead of flipping him the bird, i'll call him an SDGT WINNER!!!

[Changeup]

On a changeover, Cade told me, "yeah, this is great - just playing for practice. If this were an NCAA match, I'd be talking under my breath right now about what I did to your mother last night."

You need to get in the opponent's head if you're a real SDGT WINNER!!! and into the whole Totaller Krieg thing. See Nick Kyrgios trash talking Stan Wawrinka's GF for a recent example

Real Sports men don't do "moms". They have their pick of 20 something's women who are capable of withstanding the physical regimen required.  They do "moms" when they retire.

So, this argument is invalid.  A person cannot be an intimidating presence at 142 pounds and can be beaten up by their wife or girlfriend..  Any mom-smack they talk is laughable since sports moms raised specimens and are not attracted to skinny-men who have to bow at the beginning of their activity's highest competition.

However, Ray Lewis telling you he will rip your head off of your body and urinate in your wobbly eyesockets is intimidating because he can, if allowed, actually perform the task he threatens.  Or, Miguel Cabrera tells you to "throw inside one more time beeeeatch", or Miraslov Satan (shaTAAN) builds up 35mph of speed before he blindsides you....and never talked smack at all.

Yes, tennis is an activity.  Lots of running and stuff.  Running and hitting soft hollow balls with a giant racket that keeps getting bigger with bouncier webbing.

[FBKampfer]

But moms can be haaaaawwwwt!!

[PJ_Godzilla]

SDGT would say to do all of 'em - because somebody usually thinks even a smurfy girl is hawt.

[Changeup]

SDGT would say to do all of 'em - because somebody usually thinks even a smurfy girl is hawt.

Wrong.

SDGT says do them all if, and only if, they fall on their backs with their legs in the air.  Anything else requires too much effort.

[PJ_Godzilla]

That - and the 90 mph fastball - are why I give you some deference.

[Changeup]

BTW,

I offer each of you this challenge.

The person who claims to use SDGT in this game has perfected a style.  It may not be your style but he has perfected it nonetheless.  He's beaten me and lots of others with that style.  The challenge is this:

Get better at that style while maintaining your style and beat him.  Otherwise, all this "fun" we're having just looks more and more like sore losing.  You know I'm right.  You can claim it's not fun or not a worthwhile endeavor to learn that and that's fine but we know those are excuses.  I don't care about his engine management or trim tab excellence.

You guys should be filling up his dance card, not watching him dance with your girlfriend...*spit*

*sniff*

Now, whoever wants to dance, be in the DA this Thursday at 11pm CDT and I'll beat your azz.  I'm not kidding.

[Latrobe]

BTW,

I offer each of you this challenge.

The person who claims to use SDGT in this game has perfected a style.  It may not be your style but he has perfected it nonetheless.  He's beaten me and lots of others with that style.  The challenge is this:

Get better at that style while maintaining your style and beat him.  Otherwise, all this "fun" we're having just looks more and more like sore losing.  You know I'm right.  You can claim it's not fun or not a worthwhile endeavor to learn that and that's fine but we know those are excuses.  I don't care about his engine management or trim tab excellence.

You guys should be filling up his dance card, not watching him dance with your girlfriend...*spit*

*sniff*

Now, whoever wants to dance, be in the DA this Thursday at 11pm CDT and I'll beat your azz.  I'm not kidding.

Already done. I need a new challenge. This one is too easy with my SDGT perfection. 

[Wiley]

SDGT says do them all if, and only if, they fall on their backs with their legs in the air.  Anything else requires too much effort.

   The whole theory summed up in a single sentence.  Brilliant.

Wiley.

[PJ_Godzilla]

Get better at that style while maintaining your style and beat him.  Otherwise, all this "fun" we're having just looks more and more like sore losing.  You know I'm right.  You can claim it's not fun or not a worthwhile endeavor to learn that and that's fine but we know those are excuses.  I don't care about his engine management or trim tab excellence.

I've been scheming on this for some time, and you are approx. 100.0000% right.

His main virtue: easy to spot .

[Kruel]

BTW,

I offer each of you this challenge.

The person who claims to use SDGT in this game has perfected a style.  It may not be your style but he has perfected it nonetheless.  He's beaten me and lots of others with that style.  The challenge is this:

Get better at that style while maintaining your style and beat him.  Otherwise, all this "fun" we're having just looks more and more like sore losing.  You know I'm right.  You can claim it's not fun or not a worthwhile endeavor to learn that and that's fine but we know those are excuses.  I don't care about his engine management or trim tab excellence.

You guys should be filling up his dance card, not watching him dance with your girlfriend...*spit*

*sniff*

Now, whoever wants to dance, be in the DA this Thursday at 11pm CDT and I'll beat your azz.  I'm not kidding.

Man, if this were only true, I'd totally take everything back and have a whole new level of respect for you.


I think this post is a mirage in the desolate wasteland this thread has become..

[JimmyC]

Wrong.

SDGT says do them all if, and only if, they fall on their backs with their legs in the air.  Anything else requires too much effort.

that there is sig line worthy...lol 

[Changeup]

Man, if this were only true, I'd totally take everything back and have a whole new level of respect for you.


I think this post is a mirage in the desolate wasteland this thread has become..

It's real.  I never, ever disputed the losses or excused them.  I lost and lost badly.  It doesn't bother me to admit that and it doesn't bother me to hear it from you guys.  But I think you already know that.

The only thing that bothers me is that I don't have the time to practice that style of fighting.  I may make time though just to see how long it takes to get there.

Oh, I'll be kicking your donut too so hurry back college boy.