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Offline MrKrabs

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Zack Has Lied To Us All
« on: August 23, 2015, 11:58:00 AM »
Indeed!

After all these years believing there we no pies stored in his plane overnight it has come to my attention that this has indeed been a lie...

After some late-night inspections by the new crew-chief, it has been found that Zack had personally modified "against regulation mind you" his aircraft to not only have a mini-freezer but a small pie warmer behind the seat of his cockpit.

I am truly appalled at such things and I was considering voting for him for President.

Carry on and do not let this travesty affect your daily lives!  :old:
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Offline Copprhed

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Re: Zack Has Lied To Us All
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2015, 12:40:29 PM »
I am shocked and bewildered by this heinous accusation against a fine Ugandan pilot! EVERYONE knows that they cannot, nay, WILL not lie, nor would they EVER violate or modify their plane to harbor pies or any other foodstuffs!
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Offline pipz

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Re: Zack Has Lied To Us All
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2015, 12:49:40 PM »
I always suspected mischief!  :old:
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Offline zack1234

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Re: Zack Has Lied To Us All
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2015, 01:27:11 PM »
I have been having electric shock therapy on my spuds to try and cure my diabolical perversion :old:
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Offline Meatwad

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Re: Zack Has Lied To Us All
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2015, 02:07:31 PM »
Zack has a perversion for electrical shock therapy  :old:
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Offline hgtonyvi

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Re: Zack Has Lied To Us All
« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2015, 02:27:58 PM »
Quote from: MrKrabs on August 23, 2015, 11:58:00 AM
Indeed!

After all these years believing there we no pies stored in his plane overnight it has come to my attention that this has indeed been a lie...

After some late-night inspections by the new crew-chief, it has been found that Zack had personally modified "against regulation mind you" his aircraft to not only have a mini-freezer but a small pie warmer behind the seat of his cockpit.

I am truly appalled at such things and I was considering voting for him for President.

Carry on and do not let this travesty affect your daily lives!  :old:
I knew it!  :rofl
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Offline Mar

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Re: Zack Has Lied To Us All
« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2015, 03:08:31 PM »
No! I don't believe you! Zack-senpai would never do something like that! Never!
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Re: Zack Has Lied To Us All
« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2015, 03:20:21 PM »
fricking british, we save their butts in every war and they still try to screw us over every time they get.



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Offline cpxxx

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Re: Zack Has Lied To Us All
« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2015, 06:00:35 PM »
He can't help himself. He's English, pies are his staple diet. That's all the English eat. Pork pies mostly. My gardener is English. When he turns up I search his van and confiscate his pies until lunch. Then I dole out a couple. If not he would just eat pies, drink tea and bemoan the loss of empire. Particularly America. They just haven't got over that.
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Re: Zack Has Lied To Us All
« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2015, 09:38:42 PM »


"Silly brits with their Yorkshire puddings and their chips and fish!"

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Offline zack1234

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Re: Zack Has Lied To Us All
« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2015, 01:37:30 AM »
I would like to defend my use electric shock therapy on my spuds.

The rather obese woman who administers said recreational activity only charges two shillings and thrippence for said session.

For a half crown she will punch me in the spuds, this i believe is rather exspensive.

I am down to 4 pies a day.

I live my life in the open :)

On the topic of losing the colonies we cannot accept the blame for said rebels loudness in public places :old:
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