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Offline Tracers

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I was offered sex last night
« on: September 04, 2015, 05:51:52 PM »
So a beautiful 21 year old woman offered to have sex with me last night and all I had to do in return was advertise to my friends some kind of bathroom cleaner.

Of course I declined because I have high morals and strong willpower. Willpower as strong as Ajax antibacterial shower cleaner which now comes in either vanilla, lavender or lemon scented varieties.
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Re: I was offered sex last night
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2015, 05:58:01 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Offline Nathan60

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Re: I was offered sex last night
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2015, 06:06:21 PM »
I lol'd
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Re: I was offered sex last night
« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2015, 06:31:46 PM »
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Huzzah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :aok
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Offline Meatwad

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Re: I was offered sex last night
« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2015, 08:02:33 PM »
Vanilla  :aok
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Re: I was offered sex last night
« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2015, 08:06:05 PM »
tracer, the reason you declined is because you didnt want to show that beautiful woman, how bad you miss the toilet.



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Re: I was offered sex last night
« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2015, 08:30:03 PM »
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Re: I was offered sex last night
« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2015, 09:14:09 PM »
That was over my bald head.  :huh
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Offline 100Coogn

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Re: I was offered sex last night
« Reply #8 on: September 05, 2015, 12:15:10 AM »
Quote from: Tracers on September 04, 2015, 05:51:52 PM
So a beautiful 21 year old woman offered to have sex with me last night and all I had to do in return was advertise to my friends some kind of bathroom cleaner.

Of course I declined because I have high morals and strong willpower. Willpower as strong as Ajax antibacterial shower cleaner which now comes in either vanilla, lavender or lemon scented varieties.

That's too funny...   :rofl

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Re: I was offered sex last night
« Reply #9 on: September 05, 2015, 01:10:03 AM »
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Offline zack1234

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Re: I was offered sex last night
« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2015, 01:42:33 AM »
Cleanlyness is next to Godlyness :old:

Well done :old:

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Offline jeep00

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Re: I was offered sex last night
« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2015, 07:50:36 AM »
Lmao!
Wait....you had sex with Ajax? Is he still playing?
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Re: I was offered sex last night
« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2015, 12:36:35 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

Now that's my idea of an effective Guerrilla Marketing campaign.
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Offline MiloMorai

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Re: I was offered sex last night
« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2015, 12:50:51 PM »
Quote from: jeep00 on September 05, 2015, 07:50:36 AM
Lmao!
Wait....you had sex with Ajax? Is he still playing?

Ajax of the Trojan War fame killed himself, so he had sex with a loooong dead male.
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Re: I was offered sex last night
« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2015, 01:38:34 PM »
dont know if this is true or not....but  :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl


very good on ya son...you keep with those morals and we will have you a senator or Governor in no time  :rofl :rofl :rofl




I was offered sex for tattoos.....just a few times :o
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