Craziest war story you've heard...

[craz07]

are you done yet? have you warmed up your little finger enough for the day?

[craz07]

How would you guys feel if the stories were totally true... pillocks

[Skyyr]

No I have something even better...
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LawnDart

That looks like a Libyan salt cache.

[craz07]

wah wah, thats why you must stick to your xbox skyyrty

[Zoney]

are you done yet? have you warmed up your little finger enough for the day?

I have read stories of Tibetan monks who after years of practice are able to go into a trance like state and actually levitate, float above the ground without their feet touching.

You should try this, then you would be able to but both feet in your mouth at the sane time.

Or you could just shortcut the whole meditation thing and just sit down.

 

[ebfd11]

That looks like a Libyan salt cache,that was piled with a fountain pen one piece at a time.

Fixed

[Skyyr]

wah wah, thats why you must stick to your xbox skyyrty

I wouldn't stick an Xbox in anyone. A fountain pen, perhaps, but never an Xbox.

[craz07]

zoney what the hell are you smoking and can you sell me some.. and ebfd11 that was hilarious

[craz07]

you guys are bashing a guy that got a silverstar and a veteran.. are you guys done yet?

[ebfd11]

zoney what the hell are you smoking and can you sell me some.. and ebfd11 that was hilarious

See the irony in that?? you thought it was funny knowing it was improbable and impossible.

LawnDart

[ebfd11]

I can easily get that checked out, pm his name and who he was detached to.

LawnDart

[Zoney]

The saying is "You really stuck your foot in your mouth on that one" meaning that what you have said is so ridiculous that no one will believe it, or you've said something insulting to someone without realizing it would be insulting.  I think I learned it at about 12 years old so don't worry, you've still got a few years to go before you would be expected to.

[craz07]

ok yeah zoney don't hurt yourself now...

[Zoney]

you guys are bashing a guy that got a silverstar and a veteran.. are you guys done yet?

No, we are bashing you for telling a story you said someone told you.  We have no information that this story was actually told to you.

[craz07]

If you've kept up with the thread you'd already know the situation ebfd don't waste my time