Beans, Rice, Winchester, Temple Garment

[rpm]

I hope everyone has their End of the World survival kits together. According to some Mormons, it's in 2 weeks.

Some Mormons stocking up amid fears that doomsday could come this month

Mixing a brew of biblical prophecies, the Hebrew calendar, a volatile economy, world politics, a reported near-death experience and astronomical occurrences, hordes of Utahns have become convinced that calamitous events are imminent — maybe by month's end — and are taking every precaution.

They are called "preppers" and are buying up food-storage kits, flashlights, blankets and tents. Some are even bracing to leave their homes — if need be.

At American Fork's Thrive Life, which sells mostly freeze-dried food, sales have shot up by "500 percent or more in the past couple of months," says customer- service representative Ricardo Aranda. "There is a sense of urgency, like something is up. A lot of people are mentioning things about September, like a financial collapse."

Jordan Jensen, a salesman at Emergency Essentials, said his Bountiful store has been "crazy busy, sales up by definitely a large amount."

Those 72-hour emergency kits are "almost impossible to keep on the shelves," Jensen says, "and we get a shipment every day."

A lot of customers, he says, believe "this is the month it will all happen — with a 'blood moon' and a currency collapse and everything."

Here's how the doomsday scenario plays out: History, some preppers believe, is divided into seven-year periods — like the Hebrew notion of "shemitah" or Sabbath. In 2008, seven years after 9/11, the stock market crashed, a harbinger of a devastating recession. It's been seven years since then, and Wall Street has fluctuated wildly in recent weeks in the wake of China devaluing its currency.

Thus, they believe, starting Sept. 13, the beginning of the Jewish High Holy Days, there will be another, even larger financial crisis, based on the United States' "wickedness." That would launch the "days of tribulation" — as described in the Bible.
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Serious question. If the world is going to end with 7 years of tribulation, what good is a 72 hour survival kit? Not sure they thought that part through.

[pembquist]

So what happened in 1994 or 1987 or 80?

[Yankee67]

So what happened in 1994 or 1987 or 80?

and 2001, 2010, 2011, 2012

[Meatwad]

So does this mean all mormon women will now be super easy since they assume the world is going to end?


SCORE! 

[CptTrips]

Not sure they thought that part through.

Yeah.  I'm not sure they thought that part through either.

As opposed to all the other stuff.  Like the planet Kolob and stuff.

 

[pembquist]

and 2001, 2010, 2011, 2012

2001 is 9/11 and it supposed to be a 7 year cycle. They say 2008 was the stockmarket crash. I'm thinking 1994 was when I lost my car keys.

[rpm]

So does this mean all mormon women will now be super easy since they assume the world is going to end?


SCORE! 

This guy gets it. If they weren't taken by the rapture, they must be the ones left behind. Nothing to lose, right?

[ghi]

[craz07]

As long as you keep fueling up your cars everything will be ok

[ghi]

I've just read the article  below in Mailonline; this woman experienced some apocalyptic visions back in 2004, about deadly floods affecting Mormons  this month,wrote 2 books to warm people and ...more......
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3235487/The-heavens-let-loose-powers-darkness-rage-Mormon-woman-s-prophecy-world-ending-month-predicted-Utah-s-fatal-flash-floods.html

[Kuhn]

https://youtu.be/MeS6DvyLScE

If Twinkies disappear; well..................

[ghi]

Maybe they are right , 7.9 earthquake just hit Chile 
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/map/
The buoys along the west coast of South America are in alert mode showing 20meters/60 ft waves; possible tsunami.
http://www.ndbc.noaa.gov/



Hmm, was upgraded to 8.3 magnitude :
Hawaii under tsunami watch;http://m.greenwichtime.com/news/us/article/Hawaii-under-tsunami-watch-after-8-3-magnitude-6509917.php

[Zoney]

My Predictions:

There will be a major earthquake soon that will kill a lot of people.

There will be a hurricane that hits land and kills a a lot of people.

There will be an industrial accident soon that kills a lot of people.

There will be a decline in morals as defined by those with good morals.

There will be food and water shortages in several areas that will kill a lot of people.

Some people will attack some other people and kill a lot of people.

There is going to be a big train accident that kills a lot of people.

There will be a horrific airplane crash that kills a lot of people.

It's going to be really really dark at night and the sun will be very hot in the daytime.

There is going to be a huge snowstorm and a lot of people will be stranded and suffer.

A bunch of animals will go extinct.

There are going to be terrific medical advances but only the rich will be able to afford them so some people will die.

Sea levels will continue to rise until they stop continuing to rise and then the sea levels will start to decline.

A bunch of ice is going to melt and become water until it freezes again and turns into ice.

Bad people are going to attack the Unites States of America and people will be killed by them.

Wiley will land 10 kills in a single sortie.

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Later when all these predictions prove true I will remind you all of how I am able to tell the future and then you will all want to give me money.

[Scherf]

Really, you should get the money up front, that's the key.

[Meatwad]

My Predictions

I go to bed

I wake up

I go to work

I go home

I go to bed

repeat for the next 40 years