Some Jokes make it and some jokes dont...

[Wizz]

I remember a certain CO allowing me on vox tonight...

I remember his words very clearly....


He said, " What now ***** you got no altitude, whatcha gonna do now?" after he called the push on a base which was met with a great defensive force.

Well I took my B-17's into that base on the deck with 4 friendlies and 11 cons. I walked away with no bomber damage, landed with 2 kills, and did it with both wings shot off pilot wounded landing 28 minutes away from all that.

You see I produce and I am sorry you bailed before the map was won. You just might be who they say you are....

I am better

[Wizz]

and despite your squads bests efforts your squad did not win the war. Your mouth and the way you carry yourself does not match. Your only good at what you do.

You can not lead men against a unified force. Your only good against noobs and disorganization.

I heard what you said you allowed me on vox. Some jokes make it some jokes dont.....

your 12 kill sortie abandoning your men tonight does not compare to my regular everyday FineTime that I have in AH.

[Wizz]

and desoite your squads bests efforts your squad did not win the war. Your mouth and the way you carry yourself does not match. Your only good at what you do.

You can not lead men against a unified force. Your only good against noobs and disorganization.

I heard what you said you allowed me on vox. Some jokes make it some jokes dont.....

your 12 kill sortie abandoning your men tonight does not compare to my regular everyday FineTime that I have in AH.

Yes I see your rule book and I raise it 4 more.

there is a sickness within the community and it is everywhere.

[Wizz]

7 i didnt kill it but helped notifications....

you guys just cleaned up.

I am not impressed think I will keep routing your positions to batman

wink wink

I am not a crook

[Wizz]

His exact words as his guest on vox to me was...

It's not about skill it's about personality in our squad.

Once again I am left wanting.

The only thing that matters to me and should matter to anyone is results in this game. It is not that hard to obtain.

I am truly all by myself

[JimmyC]

Hello

Im only here to even up a slightly one sided conversation..

you sound amazing wizz..

I had an amazing wizz once, after a night of lots and lots of beer drinking,
my wizz went on and on and on and on...for ages..

fascinating stuff...


anyway, carry on, dont mind me..

[Wizz]

Hello

Im only here to even up a slightly one sided conversation..

you sound amazing wizz..

I had an amazing wizz once, after a night of lots and lots of beer drinking,
my wizz went on and on and on and on...for ages..

fascinating stuff...


anyway, carry on, dont mind me..

like I said..

some jokes make it and some jokes dont

[Lazerr]

Hello

Im only here to even up a slightly one sided conversation..

you sound amazing wizz..

I had an amazing wizz once, after a night of lots and lots of beer drinking,
my wizz went on and on and on and on...for ages..

fascinating stuff...


anyway, carry on, dont mind me..

I pissed into the wind one day...

[BaldEagl]

Hello

Im only here to even up a slightly one sided conversation..

you sound amazing wizz..

I had an amazing wizz once, after a night of lots and lots of beer drinking,
my wizz went on and on and on and on...for ages..

fascinating stuff...


anyway, carry on, dont mind me..

    

Oh gawd thanks!  That was the best laugh I've had in a long time!

[49Dallas]

Jokers tried to take a base and couldn't because of the uppers. We finally saved it, They moved to another base and deacked it and started vulching.  I upped bombers and killed five of them. They eventually had to kill the ords to stop me. I probably killed 15 with my gunships but my highest streak was five. They could only kill me when I was rolling in the runway or when I ran out of ammo. Great gunnery practice.


Favorite part was when j0ker himself was vulching with his -4. I got in a 37mm and killed him from 5k. I would bet this is why they completely deacked the second base.

[Bear76]

This is like watching a train wreck. You know it's going to be bad , but you just can't help watching it happen.

[Volron]

This is like watching a train wreck. You know it's going to be bad , but you just can't help watching it happen.

 

[waystin2]

Is he talking to himself?

[Meatwad]

 

[lyric1]

like I said..

some jokes make it and some jokes dont

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaU4V8JYdSs