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Offline NatCigg

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Things you know now that you did not know when you were younger.
« on: September 22, 2015, 06:16:50 PM »
Toilet plungers work best on the "pull" stroke not the "push".  :banana:
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Re: Things you know now that you did not know when you were younger.
« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2015, 06:47:40 PM »
A terrible unfortunate accident happened?
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Re: Things you know now that you did not know when you were younger.
« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2015, 07:30:45 PM »
Quote from: Meatwad on September 22, 2015, 06:47:40 PM
A terrible unfortunate accident happened?

My guess is a lack of water and thinking four hours sleep will be plenty going into a 13 hour day.

Everything went well . My knowledge and experience allowed me to handle the situation in cool confident and effective manner.   :banana: yea skills.  :old:
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Re: Things you know now that you did not know when you were younger.
« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2015, 08:38:48 PM »
sex without a condom is really expensive.




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Re: Things you know now that you did not know when you were younger.
« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2015, 08:46:31 PM »
Getting my vasectomy was one of the best investments i've ever made.
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Offline Mickey1992

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Re: Things you know now that you did not know when you were younger.
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2015, 07:58:40 AM »
Stay away from hookers with walkie-talkies.
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Re: Things you know now that you did not know when you were younger.
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2015, 08:08:22 AM »
Rules only apply to those who want to follow them.....and there are only 2 ways to convince someone to follow a rule:  The carrot and the stick.....and most of the time, the stick doesn't actually exist and the carrot is mouldy.

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Offline Muzzy

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Re: Things you know now that you did not know when you were younger.
« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2015, 08:12:37 AM »
There's some people, if they don't know, you can't tell them.

-Yogi Berra.
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Re: Things you know now that you did not know when you were younger.
« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2015, 08:25:42 AM »
Quote from: Mickey1992 on September 23, 2015, 07:58:40 AM
Stay away from hookers with walkie-talkies.

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Re: Things you know now that you did not know when you were younger.
« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2015, 01:12:19 PM »
When you finally get over the hill, you find they greased the other side.  If we tell too many young people this, they won't climb, so keep the secret  :old:
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Re: Things you know now that you did not know when you were younger.
« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2015, 01:25:49 PM »
Quote from: ROC on September 23, 2015, 01:12:19 PM
When you finally get over the hill, you find they greased the other side.  ....

And all your in-laws and x-wives are waiting at the bottom.  At least, I hope all the X's are there already. :)
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Re: Things you know now that you did not know when you were younger.
« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2015, 01:35:11 PM »
You will regret more the things you did not do, rather than the things you did do.
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Re: Things you know now that you did not know when you were younger.
« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2015, 01:54:20 PM »
Quote from: Zoney on September 23, 2015, 01:35:11 PM
You will regret more the things you did not do, rather than the things you did do.


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Re: Things you know now that you did not know when you were younger.
« Reply #13 on: September 23, 2015, 01:58:13 PM »
Quote from: Zoney on September 23, 2015, 01:35:11 PM
You will regret more the things you did not do, rather than the things you did do.

Not me, but what I did, right or wrong, are a part of my character and perspective on life. We ALL have regrets, maybe with some "goods" out number the "bads".
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Re: Things you know now that you did not know when you were younger.
« Reply #14 on: September 23, 2015, 01:58:36 PM »
Don't pee on an electric fence

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