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Offline Sol75

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Man the hell up
« on: September 24, 2015, 06:57:52 AM »
There comes a time in every man's life when you are required to man the hell up. A time where you need to stare the devil in the eyes and casually ask "Is that all you've got?", as he drags you through the 7 layers of hell. A time to say "The hell with the heliocentric model of the solar system, the universe in fact revolves around MY Andromeda sized titanium balls.". For me, that moment was today as I discovered there was a spider in my helmet at 90mph.
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Re: Man the hell up
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2015, 07:06:10 AM »
Screamed like a little girl didn't ya.  😀
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Re: Man the hell up
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2015, 07:16:00 AM »
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Re: Man the hell up
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2015, 07:25:44 AM »
Oh yeah.
Once had a bee hit me on the forehead while riding in Florida. Nothing unusual about that, ride in Florida and you get used to eating bugs.
But a moment later I hear a buzzing in my helmet, that bee was inside my helmet buzzing and crawling around.
You never saw a bike stop faster or a helmet come flying off faster than mine did that day.

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Re: Man the hell up
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2015, 11:12:32 AM »
Oh yeah.
Once had a bee hit me on the forehead while riding in Florida. Nothing unusual about that, ride in Florida and you get used to eating bugs.
But a moment later I hear a buzzing in my helmet, that bee was inside my helmet buzzing and crawling around.
You never saw a bike stop faster or a helmet come flying off faster than mine did that day.

Had the same thing happen to me one day.  Only it was a Red Wasp.  The bad boy parked itself on the bridge of my nose.
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Re: Man the hell up
« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2015, 02:43:27 PM »
Screamed like a little girl didn't ya.  😀

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Re: Man the hell up
« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2015, 04:53:15 PM »
I was on final once in a Cessna 152, landing late in the day right into the sun (which was highly distracting), when a hornet came out of the left air vent and started buzzing around my head.

A spider in your helmet would be worse than that, though.  :uhoh

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Re: Man the hell up
« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2015, 05:01:29 PM »
*hugs his mostly sealed climate controlled cage*  :bolt:

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Re: Man the hell up
« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2015, 05:07:31 PM »
Lmao sol, and all those who have experienced this bit of hell. Mine was a yellow jacket up my sleeve while riding. I near cracked my ribs trying to beat it to death, inside my sleeve, against my chest while trying to slow the bike with my right hand, so I had to coast while flogging myself. Great fun.

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Re: Man the hell up
« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2015, 05:54:08 PM »
Screamed like a little girl didn't ya.  😀

Damn right I did!
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Re: Man the hell up
« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2015, 09:27:14 PM »
I was on initial takeoff in a T-37 with a student, and about 6 wasps came out from under the instrument panel right at liftoff.  I managed to kill all of the ones buzzing around one by one including one that almost escaped by flying down the gap between my helmet, back of my collar, and parachute harness, but I got lucky and nabbed him first try with thumb/forefinger, and he missed his one stab attempt through the seam between the leather and nomex of my flight gloves.  You know that saying that in air to air combat, the loser is the guy who makes the first mistake?  Yea, that wasp made one mistake and I made him pay for it.  I think there were one or two more crawling around that I couldn't find so we changed our gameplan and went up to around 22,000 ft to try to freeze and asphyxiate the remaining ones.

Stupid texas wasps...  Leave your plane unattended for an hour and they're building nests up under every sheltered overhang.
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Re: Man the hell up
« Reply #12 on: September 24, 2015, 10:29:36 PM »
And meanwhile I thought having to shut down an engine just after takeoff at MTOW yesterday was rough...
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Re: Man the hell up
« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2015, 06:27:07 AM »
I was on initial takeoff in a T-37 with a student, and about 6 wasps came out from under the instrument panel right at liftoff.  I managed to kill all of the ones buzzing around one by one including one that almost escaped by flying down the gap between my helmet, back of my collar, and parachute harness, but I got lucky and nabbed him first try with thumb/forefinger, and he missed his one stab attempt through the seam between the leather and nomex of my flight gloves.  You know that saying that in air to air combat, the loser is the guy who makes the first mistake?  Yea, that wasp made one mistake and I made him pay for it.  I think there were one or two more crawling around that I couldn't find so we changed our gameplan and went up to around 22,000 ft to try to freeze and asphyxiate the remaining ones.

Stupid texas wasps...  Leave your plane unattended for an hour and they're building nests up under every sheltered overhang.

LOL Eagl, can't say ive ever had that issue on the ground, or air... wasps/bees would just piss me off.. spiders though..ugh.. freaking nasty things... NOTHING should have 8 freakin eyes!
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Re: Man the hell up
« Reply #14 on: September 25, 2015, 04:00:02 PM »
Years ago a friend of my father had a Stinson 108-3 Flying Station Wagon and liked to take his son and myself to a beach in Delaware. There was a private strip back of the dunes from the Atlantic ocean. It was a private beach with a better class of bikini's. July is peak time for a particular large and vicious deer fly in those dunes. So you land on the strip, park, and sprint through the dunes to the beach before the flys find you. Getting bit was as bad as getting stung by wasps and the flys were always hungry for blood.

We enjoyed our day with the bikini's and surf. Tired and carrying our cloths only clad in our breifs, we walked back to the plane. About half way through the dunes and a hoard of bites later, we sprinted for the plane. Opened the plane and threw everything into the back, untied and slammed the doors closed in 90 degree heat. The 108-3 had sat in that heat all day. We were melting all over the leather seats along with sand and blood from earlier bites. You could see the heat waves coming up from the runway and off the hood. And we almost died of heat prostrating killing three flys that got in with us. The rest were still buzzing around from scenting our blood when we were bit earlier.

The plan, kick over the engine and open the windows. That will blow the flys away. Instead the flys flew into the open windows to get out of the blast. Next plan, take off and hope they get sucked out the open windows. 20 flys and more bites later, we are not killing the flys and we are getting bit while jacking the 108-3 around in the air. Next plan, close the windows, grin and bear it until 7000ft, then all together open the windows.

That worked along with sucking some other items out from the thrashing around trying to defend ourselves from the deer flys. We still had to pull our cloths on in the cabin after all of that.
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