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Offline MrKrabs

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My New Car
« on: September 29, 2015, 07:01:05 PM »
Skuzzy has nothing on this....

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The boiling pot is put away and the crab has gone back to sea...

Offline Meatwad

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Re: My New Car
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2015, 08:13:49 PM »
At least it will pass an emissions test
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Re: My New Car
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2015, 08:39:57 PM »
Cracking!  :aok
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Re: My New Car
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2015, 09:03:08 PM »
It gets 45 miles to the skuttle!  :aok

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Re: My New Car
« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2015, 09:12:22 PM »
It gets 45 miles to the skuttle!  :aok

Some cars need NOS for turbo...

Mine only needs melted butter...  :old:
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Re: My New Car
« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2015, 10:00:48 PM »
Its got lovely plumage
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Re: My New Car
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2015, 07:07:18 AM »
At least it will pass an emissions test

Seriously?  Have you seen the poo trail from that thing?!!?!  It's a methane nightmare!  Not to mention the amount of water it takes to boil it when it is time to recycle it!  CARB would have a cow!
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Re: My New Car
« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2015, 08:23:08 AM »
Seriously?  Have you seen the poo trail from that thing?!!?!  It's a methane nightmare!  Not to mention the amount of water it takes to boil it when it is time to recycle it!  CARB would have a cow!

We happen to poo in neat little strings... We also tend to bury it neatly as well... And when it is time to recycle we feed a small African village for weeks!
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Re: My New Car
« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2015, 09:21:08 AM »
We happen to poo in neat little strings... We also tend to bury it neatly as well... And when it is time to recycle we feed a small African village for weeks!

Which creates more poo!!!!  I'm telling ya,....death by crab poo!  It ain't pretty!
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Re: My New Car
« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2015, 06:07:21 PM »
Seriously?  Have you seen the poo trail from that thing?!!?!  It's a methane nightmare!  Not to mention the amount of water it takes to boil it when it is time to recycle it!  CARB would have a cow!

VW will still make it pass  :aok
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Re: My New Car
« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2015, 08:36:43 AM »
Six leg drive (6LD), and they grow back if lost.
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Re: My New Car
« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2015, 03:37:27 PM »
You guys know they are taking seriously a scientific report saying the human race needs to be genetically altered so we cannot eat read meat.  The reasoning is it would cut down on the numbers of cows and subsequent methane from cow farts and cool the planet. Who knows, in Texas a new allergic reaction from a species of Tick causes people bitten by it to become allergic to red meat.

In the ocean farting, burping, and pooping is fertilizer by any other name. Everything depends on plankton.
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Re: My New Car
« Reply #12 on: October 03, 2015, 04:34:23 PM »
Plankton wants to rule the world and make us eat chum  :old:
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Re: My New Car
« Reply #13 on: October 03, 2015, 06:51:33 PM »
Volkskrabben!

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Re: My New Car
« Reply #14 on: October 04, 2015, 09:03:08 AM »
I've always wondered.  Is the yellowish-green stuff behind the seat cushions edible?
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