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Offline ghi

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Report: Human DNA found in hot dogs
« on: October 26, 2015, 11:15:52 AM »

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Re: Report: Human DNA found in hot dogs
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2015, 11:18:27 AM »
Did you really read it?

"The online food guide, which uses "genomic technology" to examine foods by ingredients, found human DNA in 2% of the samples, and in two-thirds of the vegetarian samples."
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Re: Report: Human DNA found in hot dogs
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2015, 11:20:16 AM »
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Re: Report: Human DNA found in hot dogs
« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2015, 11:31:23 AM »
Yep.  If you're going to worry about it, it's more like a reason to convert to a diet of stuff you killed and processed yourself.  You don't know where stuff in the store has been. ;) 

Not from this article, but the words "Acceptable level of rat feces" should not be anywhere near a food product unless the number is 0, but they are.  Bon appetit.

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Re: Report: Human DNA found in hot dogs
« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2015, 12:47:00 PM »
Yep.  If you're going to worry about it, it's more like a reason to convert to a diet of stuff you killed and processed yourself.  You don't know where stuff in the store has been. ;) 

Not from this article, but the words "Acceptable level of rat feces" should not be anywhere near a food product unless the number is 0, but they are.  Bon appetit.

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There's also an acceptable level for insect parts.
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Re: Report: Human DNA found in hot dogs
« Reply #5 on: October 26, 2015, 01:09:24 PM »
There's also an acceptable level for insect parts.

I personally don't mind the insect parts. More protein and not worth trying to get rid of.

Rat feces is unacceptable though.
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Re: Report: Human DNA found in hot dogs
« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2015, 01:53:06 PM »
Hotdogs are made out of ears and eyelids and maybe bumholes.

American mustard is yellow poo.

English mustard on the cheapest hotdogs and white bread is awesome :old:

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Re: Report: Human DNA found in hot dogs
« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2015, 03:38:24 PM »
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Re: Report: Human DNA found in hot dogs
« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2015, 03:51:33 PM »
I am sure that 100% of the meals I make at home have human DNA in it.  All it takes is a hair or a flake of skin.

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Re: Report: Human DNA found in hot dogs
« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2015, 03:58:57 PM »


After watching this I now know what it's like to be wizz... My brain itches now...
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Re: Report: Human DNA found in hot dogs
« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2015, 05:28:10 PM »
Hebrew National.  I don't touch nothing else.

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Re: Report: Human DNA found in hot dogs
« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2015, 06:23:47 PM »
ill eat em all, even the cheap ones that are 50 cents per pack
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Re: Report: Human DNA found in hot dogs
« Reply #13 on: October 26, 2015, 07:01:40 PM »
Did you really read it?

"The online food guide, which uses "genomic technology" to examine foods by ingredients, found human DNA in 2% of the samples, and in two-thirds of the vegetarian samples."
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Re: Report: Human DNA found in hot dogs
« Reply #14 on: October 26, 2015, 07:22:27 PM »
Hotdogs are made out of ears and eyelids and maybe bumholes.

Which is what makes them so tasty.

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American mustard is yellow poo.

Next, you'll be telling us that Grey Poupon isn't any good.  :)

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English mustard on the cheapest hotdogs and white bread is awesome :old:

I don't think I've ever had English mustard, but I bet I'd like it.