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« on: September 08, 2001, 06:03:00 AM »
Every once in a while in the history of Aces High we are blessed with such important events that define us as a comunity, and mold the respect we have towards each other.
I have been blessed with the honor of presence in such grand moments, such as

RAM's quitting hundreds of times

NathBDP's glorious exodus

The release of WWIIOL and many Luftwobbles rushing there, just to come back in a month

This morning some of us had the chance to witness another important event. Creamo, Vulcan, and I, are the proud witnesses.

I am here to tell the story, the story of..


ArtLaw's Nervous Breakdown

It all started after many minutes of ArtLaw begging me to be the C.O of his squad. After countless refusals, he began to act strange:

Text in these screenshots where NOT altered in any way other than to put them together and save filespace

 

After me ignoring him for a while, he took his anger to channel 1.. and there was were he really exploded..

 

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« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2001, 06:06:00 AM »
 

   


This is only the tip of the iceberg.
This guy had been HARASSING me for almost an hour before he went postal. There was much more to be seen than these screenshots, for example:

Creamo inviting him to duel in the TA, only to leave him hanging there.

ArtLaw harassing Vulcan to no end.

Etc, etc, etc.

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OK seriously now.
I dont know what the HELL was wrong with this guy today, but in my 6 years on the Internet I had NEVER, EVER seen someone act so freaky. This guy really has issues. This is not the first time he breaks down (Remember the "Hammerhead" incident with me and Cita, and then the post he made?)

I'm just posting this cause I find it VERY bizarre. Gunman26 was just annoying. This guy is plain FREAKY.
If he keeps stalking me its gonna be me the next one to break down on channel 1...

[ 09-08-2001: Message edited by: Animal ]

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« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2001, 06:23:00 AM »
Im not sure what is more freaky, Fartlaws breaking down into tard history, or Animals post dragging my DSL to the point it froze.

Gordo for CO, he's ugly, doesn't give a toejam, and he's fatter than me. (God Bless Doctor Atkins)

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« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2001, 09:28:00 AM »
The only thing I found strange is:  Animal, you had 2 kills and 2 assist?

Now that is strange?  (J/K)    :)  You shot the same pilot down very quickly!   :)

Yea!  That is kinda weird!  IM just glad I don't get hasseled buy anyone.  I just fly and get shot down and fly again!

[ 09-08-2001: Message edited by: Swager ]
Rock:  Ya see that Ensign, lighting the cigarette?
Powell: Yes Rock.
Rock: Well that's where I got it, he's my son.
Powell: Really Rock, well I'd like to meet him.
Rock:  No ya wouldn't.

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« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2001, 12:42:00 PM »
What I find strange is animal successfully vulched someone 2 times before he augered.  The FDPs may have to discuss that with him.  I think a promotion is in order.

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« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2001, 12:57:00 PM »
i'm getting bored with animal as the co. he illicits great whines and stuff, but fatty crashed goons into hillsides at crucial moments, perfected ho'ing in the il-2 and most importantly: doesn't get all those....kills... yuk, there i said it...i don't see how you can stand all that icky winning and surviving.

anyway you're fired animal. sorry you'll just have to hope your little carribean baseball career comes through or something.

i actually feel bad for this guy art"hammerhead"laws - he made a bad choice and now has to live with it plastered all over the bbs. just surface from your hangover art and come forward to take your mocking now - better to get it over with early.   ;)

[ 09-11-2001: Message edited by: mrfish ]

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« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2001, 01:55:00 PM »
All Stand for the Honorable Judge Yeager:

After reviewing the evidence this court finds that the defendant, artlaw got drunk in public.  Artlaw shall be released back into the community at large.

Animal, this court does not find this event to be in any way defining of the community.  To make a statement about mischievious behavior, I sentence you to one tour of duty as the official HTC pooper scooper.

Report to Ripsnort for the shovel at 0800 Monday morning.

Court is recessed.

BANG BANG BANG

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« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2001, 02:17:00 PM »
Well he spells like RAM....

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« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2001, 02:21:00 PM »
I remember when the FDPs used to play that drunk.

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« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2001, 05:40:00 PM »
Is Artlaw an Instructor??

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« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2001, 06:16:00 PM »
Oh my god...he's adult, 35 or 37 years old.

He said so when he was fighting with me at TA.

I can't believe that yet...  :(

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« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2001, 06:21:00 PM »
Odd... this whole squad coming out of H2H to the MA seemed pretty neat... then I found out that ArtLaws was onboard. Oh Lordy!

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« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2001, 07:48:00 PM »
Animal is really 35.  He faked his birth certificate to play little league, but unfortunately he still didn't make the team.

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« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2001, 12:44:00 PM »
Maybe Artlaw had an acid trip.

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« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2001, 06:45:00 PM »
Fatty, now that you're CO of the FDBs again what are you gonna do?


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