OK WHO HAS A GOOD STORY?

[MrKrabs]

Was going to tell you about a nekked adventure of Daddkev but it would get me PNG'd

[ONTOS]

                  I shot an arrow in to the air,
                  It fell to earth, I know no not where,
                  I care not, I get them wholesale.

[Shuffler]

In times of old
When Knights were bold
And toilets yet invented
we dumped our load
beside the road
and walked away contented

[Stratocaster]

I was bored enough last night to spend 3 hours perfecting an obnoxious Tie fighter engine sound for the black P-51D and proper Tie fighter laser sounds that actually sounded decent as a replacement for the 50 cal sound. When I finally got to fly with it I could barely keep the plane in the air during fights as I was laughing uncontrollably. Insanity is the definition of happiness. 

[Shuffler]

It was in a restaurant
where they met
Romeo and Juliet
He had no money
to pay the debt
so Rome o'd what Juli et

[Volron]

I once took a dump in my cat's litter box; he wasn't happy about it.

[guncrasher]

anybody here that has not been with my exwife?



semp

[AApache]

i haven't

[guncrasher]

dang!!  what number you got?



semp

[NatCigg]

When I was younger me and my buddy would ride our bike across town to snag home run ball from batting practice for the single A bend rockies baseball team.  We would climb the outfield wall and watch from the top then jump down and chase down the home run balls.  A group of other kids did the same thing and we all became summertime friends.  These were official mlb minor league balls and quite awesome.  The owners came up with this idea, probably from seeing us every day, that if anyone turned in a ball they would give a free ticket to a game.  We began turning in balls for tickets.  We went to every game the rest of that summer for free.  At the end of the year we had a hand full of tickets to give to our neighbors.  And still have a rubber made tub full of game balls.  Oh those were the good old days. 

[earl1937]

 

anybody here that has not been with my exwife?



semp

I am not sure~! What was her middle name and did she have a tattoo on her right cheek butt?

[earl1937]

???

There are "old" pilots and there are "bold" pilots, but there are no "old, bold pilots"!

[49Dallas]

I have lots! You should come to 149 rooks and we can tell stories all night. Some of my favorites are below.


1. Drove six hours and took a Vbase to keep down a HQ for 16 hours. We've done this a few times.


2. Jumped in a 37mm when J0ker was vulching a field. J0ker was in his -4 perked corsair. At 3.5k I took off his tail. He was HOT! 


3. Upped a 262 and chased some b29s that were descending. He smoked my engines, And PW me. I made it two sectors and landed dead stick(No power), BLACKED OUT, AND being strafed by a gosh dang 262! Completely unbelievable. I have to find the film but I have like 800 films and I'll probably never find it.


4. I know it sounds stupid but I love just messing around and doing stupid crap with my squad mates. What makes this game so good is having a great squad that you can have a great time with, A group of guys who generally think alike, Just want to have fun, And will die for you. I can't tell you how many times a squadmate called for a clear and someone who was dragging and needed a clear himself has cleared them, And paid the ultimate price for it. I strongly believe the 49ThFG is the best squad in the game. Sure we're not the best dogfighters, or whatever, only because we don't only fly fighters, We do literally everything this game has to offer. Because of that we are the best at having fun, and we are generally successful.

[Ramesis]

Here lies the body of Mary Lee
Died at the age of one hundred and three
For fifteen years she kept her virginity
Not a bad record for this vicinity

Are u Quint from the movie Jaws?
O.

[Vraciu]

Two pretzels walked into the street.   One of them got mugged.   He was a salted.   

True story.