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Offline Busher

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getting old sux
« on: February 15, 2016, 08:19:07 PM »
Some doctors need to be just a little more specific with us older folks!!!
                                   
The other day I went over to a nearby CVS Store.
 
When I got there, I went straight to the back of the store to where the Pharmacy counter is located,
took out my little brown bottle along with a teaspoon and laid them both on the counter.                                   



The pharmacist came over, smiled and asked if he could help me.



I said "yes, could you please taste this for me?"                                         



Being that I am a senior citizen, I guess the pharmacist just went along with me.



He picked up the spoon and put a tiny bit of the liquid on his tongue and swilled it around.                                                         
                       
Then with a stomach-churning look on his face, he spat out on the floor and began coughing.
                                             
When he was finally finished making all those weird faces, I looked him in right in the eyes and asked,
"Now,does that taste sweet to you?"



The pharmacist, shaking his head back & forth with a venomous look in his eyes yelled "HELL NO!"                                                     
                                                   
So I said, "Oh, thank God! That's a relief! My doctor told me to get a pharmacist to test my urine for sugar!"



Well, I can never go back to that CVS but I really don't care though because they aren't very friendly there anyway!
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Offline Mar

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Re: getting old sux
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2016, 08:27:49 PM »
cabnt typ

laguing to hard
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Offline guncrasher

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Re: getting old sux
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2016, 09:47:55 PM »
try getting your hemorrhoids checked by the doctor you cheated on 10 years before.


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Re: getting old sux
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2016, 05:38:34 AM »
The title is erroneous!

In today's world with cameras in every innocent looking device a juvenile would never have been able to perform that prank. Anyone having seen funny videos either on TV or the Internet would have been very, very suspicious. You'd have to look senile to succeed in that!  :old:

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Offline WaffenVW

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Re: getting old sux
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2016, 05:45:25 AM »
While getting old does indeed sux, it doesn't sux quite as hard as not getting old.

Offline Ripsnort

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Re: getting old sux
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2016, 07:59:21 AM »
LOL Bushy! Stealing that!  :old:

Offline Meatwad

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Re: getting old sux
« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2016, 12:28:31 PM »
While getting old does indeed sux, it doesn't sux quite as hard as not getting old.

Not getting old sucks how?  :headscratch:
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Offline Wiley

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Re: getting old sux
« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2016, 12:40:00 PM »
Not getting old sucks how?  :headscratch:

Not getting old means you're dead, generally speaking.

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Offline pembquist

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Re: getting old sux
« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2016, 02:43:57 PM »
I've got 3 pieces of advice for getting old:

  1. Never pass up a chance to pee.

  2. Never waste an erection.
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Offline scott66

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Re: getting old sux
« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2016, 03:58:57 PM »
Fifth piece of advice...make sure your sack is out of the way before you sit down on the toilet..
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Offline Busher

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Re: getting old sux
« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2016, 05:52:42 PM »
I've got 3 pieces of advice for getting old:

  1. Never pass up a chance to pee.

  2. Never waste an erection.

and never trust a Fart!
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Offline Meatwad

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Re: getting old sux
« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2016, 05:55:05 PM »
More adivce

Pull your pants down before going to the bathroom, not go to the bathroom then pull the pants down
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Offline Ripsnort

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Re: getting old sux
« Reply #12 on: February 16, 2016, 07:23:40 PM »
and never trust a Fart!

And "Shart" means you automatically send yourself home.

Offline Bear76

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Re: getting old sux
« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2016, 07:27:35 PM »
try getting your hemorrhoids checked by the doctor you cheated on 10 years before.


semp

At least he was familiar with that part of your body  :D

Sorry, couldn't resist  :O

Offline zack1234

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Re: getting old sux
« Reply #14 on: February 17, 2016, 12:26:08 AM »
The older I get the more angry I get at nonsense :old:

People knocking on my door starting a conversation saying they are not trying to sell me something.

People knocking on my door saying they can save me is also a bit poo as well.

Imagine if I knocked on a strangers door and asked if they wanted to talk about coat hangers?



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