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Offline zack1234

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Apple
« on: February 18, 2016, 01:52:08 AM »
Apple will not allow security forces access a know savages phone?

When did Apple stop being a money making company?

It is NOT a social company, it is exactly like IBM and Lockheed Martin

If Apple gave me a well paid job I could go to THEIR parties which are aired on YouTube and Woop and Cheer the leaders.

Illuminati :rofl

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Offline Meatwad

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Re: Apple
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2016, 06:35:12 AM »
Apple CEO is referred to as glorious leader, everyone that works for the company must cheer for him whenever he passes by or gets fired.

He visited NK to see how to run a business

He has a tongue scraper named after him  :old:
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Offline Plazus

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Re: Apple
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2016, 06:36:00 AM »
Something is definitely fishy.... Their autocorrect on my iPhone gets me every time. :bhead
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Offline zack1234

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Re: Apple
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2016, 06:56:35 AM »
Linus Torvalds said he is not a people person and did not release Linex for the benefit of mankind.

It is in reality all that Apple and Microsoft purports to be :)

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Offline MrKrabs

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Re: Apple
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2016, 12:18:07 PM »
Apple's secret Apple core society is planning vengeance again Apple pie. Attempting to sue for copyright infringement for such a pie name...

They are onto Zack... :old:

No one is safe...  :old:

Except Canada...  :old:

They apologized promptly...  :old:
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Offline zack1234

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Re: Apple
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2016, 12:30:11 PM »
Apple pie!

it gets worse
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Offline Ramesis

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Re: Apple
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2016, 02:41:12 PM »
I really don't blame Apple.... at some point
invasion of privacy may cease to exist  :noid
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Offline Hungry

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Re: Apple
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2016, 02:54:34 PM »
Apple is still playing a look at me game, I'm special, simple behind the scenes deal, crack the phone here's the info I'm done no one knows and the FBI gets the info, this isn't your everyday their listening to my phone call whimper.
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Offline zack1234

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Re: Apple
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2016, 03:50:06 PM »
Apple ARE NOT the guardians of freedom they are a conglomerate money making machine.

FACT: its free advertising for Apple standing up to the security forces

I would throw the CO of apple into a IS enclave.





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Offline Hungry

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Re: Apple
« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2016, 03:55:14 PM »
See Rule #14
« Last Edit: February 18, 2016, 04:12:58 PM by Skuzzy »
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Offline Ramesis

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Re: Apple
« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2016, 03:58:29 PM »
See Rule #14
« Last Edit: February 18, 2016, 04:12:50 PM by Skuzzy »
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