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[ROC]

I turned 51 I am finding myself looking at them 45 year old young hot girls

And you knew it was over cause they didn't look back!!   

[Karnak]

I consider "old" to be whatever twice my current age is.  Keeps a moving target that is far in the future.

[guncrasher]

And you knew it was over cause they didn't look back!!   

the funniest thing happened a few months ago.  I was at the store and I met this two young girls.  I kept making them laugh.  at the end when I walked to the cashier, one of them handed me a piece of paper with a phone number.  I was like wow.  then she said this is my mom's number you should call her.  you would make a good couple.

semp

[Snork]

congratulations now them 40 year old girls will begin to look good.

I turned 51 I am finding myself looking at them 45 year old young hot girls 



semp

It's all a matter of mathematics. I just turned 69 so I figure 34 plus 35, right?

[Oldman731]

the funniest thing happened a few months ago.  I was at the store and I met this two young girls.  I kept making them laugh.  at the end when I walked to the cashier, one of them handed me a piece of paper with a phone number.  I was like wow.  then she said this is my mom's number you should call her.  you would make a good couple.

Now that's a great story.

- oldman

[ghi]

Happy birthday !

We live in an eternal present  always thinking about future , have the instinct of eternity deep in our software and  time is an illusion .
 love this masterpiece; powerful recharges my batteries. 

[ROC]

the funniest thing happened a few months ago.  I was at the store and I met this two young girls.  I kept making them laugh.  at the end when I walked to the cashier, one of them handed me a piece of paper with a phone number.  I was like wow.  then she said this is my mom's number you should call her.  you would make a good couple.

semp

Ha that's great!

[DREDIOCK]

Thanks.  I will sure look forward to that, old-timer.   

This place is like an AARP convention!   

Just wait. You'll see

I noticed a larger difference going from 30 to 40 then there was going from 20 to 30
A HELL of a larger difference going from 40 to 50 then 30 to 40
And now I notice the difference between 50 to 54

Just in the last few years. My hands are starting to hurt. my feet are starting to hurt and when i get out of my truck at the end ot eh work day...Well. It used to be I got out standing upright and simply walked normally to the house. Now there are some days when I get out and I've traveled some 5-6 steps before I am fully upright. And I am noticing old injuries starting to resurface.

You'll see 

[Snork]

Just wait. You'll see

I noticed a larger difference going from 30 to 40 then there was going from 20 to 30
A HELL of a larger difference going from 40 to 50 then 30 to 40
And now I notice the difference between 50 to 54

Just in the last few years. My hands are starting to hurt. my feet are starting to hurt and when i get out of my truck at the end ot eh work day...Well. It used to be I got out standing upright and simply walked normally to the house. Now there are some days when I get out and I've traveled some 5-6 steps before I am fully upright. And I am noticing old injuries starting to resurface.

You'll see 

Getting old is definitely a pain but it still beats the only alternative!   

[DREDIOCK]

congratulations now them 40 year old girls will begin to look good.

I turned 51 I am finding myself looking at them 45 year old young hot girls 



semp

I've always found the older i got. The older the women I was attracted to were. First I looked at some and saw my nieces because they were the same age as my nieces and not being from the deep south that thought didnt appeal to me.

Now I have a philosophy. If they are old enough to be my child. They are a child. 40 is about the extreme age of any woman I'd be willing to deal with.
Not that I dont mind the view of women younger then that. But then I also think. "Yea. We might have fun for a night in the sack. But then she's probably gonna want to talk." No thank you.

[DREDIOCK]

Getting old is definitely a pain but it still beats the only alternative!   

Groucho Marx put it best.

"Im planning on living forever or die trying"

[caldera]

I've always found the older i got. The older the women I was attracted to were. First I looked at some and saw my nieces because they were the same age as my nieces and not being from the deep south that thought didnt appeal to me.

Now I have a philosophy. If they are old enough to be my child. They are a child. 40 is about the extreme age of any woman I'd be willing to deal with.
Not that I dont mind the view of women younger then that. But then I also think. "Yea. We might have fun for a night in the sack. But then she's probably gonna want to talk." No thank you.

"The Girlfriend Experience": you don't pay for sex, you pay them to leave afterwards. 

[Patches1]

It's official.  I am now an old person.   

Caldera, Sir, you've another 15 years to go before you are Officially declared "OLD"!

[caldera]

Oh, I am old all right, Patches.  If you don't think so, you must be really old. 


You'll never hear 20 year olds saying 50 is the new 30.  Only old people say stuff like that.   

[Scca]

I hit 50 last year, and vowed to not get any older so this year I will be 49.  Plan on working my way back to 0...

One funny story.  I told my wife that when she turned 40, I was going to trade her in on two 20's.  She laughed and said "you aren't wired for 220's".  Had to give that round to her.