I'll be 50 in about 17 years
Happy Birthday Caldera!You got me beat my 365 days.49 today.
You will be having your dinners now around 3:30-4 PM.
Enjoy the cake HTC gave you, it won't add around your waist.Welcome to the Flabby Hose club.
Welcome to Codger-land.. Get off my lawn!
I already sent you cash, you're old and just forgot
Do you have nose hair?
Happy Birthday!
Welcome to the world of doctor visits where you say: "I have what?.........You want me to take these medications for what?" Tips: 1. You can buy 3-packs of reading glasses at Costco and Amazon. 2. They have clippers for fast growing nose and ear hairs that you never had before.