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Offline caldera

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the big five oh
« on: May 25, 2016, 09:22:17 AM »
It's official.  I am now an old person.   :old:

Please send cash in lieu of gifts, thanks.  :D
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Offline puller

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Re: the big five oh
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2016, 09:59:31 AM »
 :salute

I'll be 50 in about 17 years  :neener:
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Offline Stampf

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Re: the big five oh
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2016, 10:03:38 AM »

Happy Birthday Caldera!

You got me beat my 365 days.

49 today.   :neener:
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Offline waystin2

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Re: the big five oh
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2016, 10:14:20 AM »
You will be having your dinners now around 3:30-4 PM. :D
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Offline Bizman

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Re: the big five oh
« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2016, 10:46:53 AM »
Enjoy the cake HTC gave you, it won't add around your waist.

Welcome to the Flabby Hose club.  :bolt:

Offline APDrone

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Re: the big five oh
« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2016, 11:02:17 AM »
Welcome to Codger-land..

Get off my lawn!

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Offline ROC

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Re: the big five oh
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2016, 11:25:03 AM »
I already sent you cash, you're old and just forgot  :old:
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Offline zack1234

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Re: the big five oh
« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2016, 11:36:03 AM »
Do you have nose hair?
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Re: the big five oh
« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2016, 12:10:46 PM »


Happy Birthday!
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Offline 1ijac

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Re: the big five oh
« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2016, 01:01:04 PM »
Welcome to the world of doctor visits where you say:  "I have what?.........You want me to take these medications for what?"     :old:

Tips:  1. You can buy 3-packs of reading glasses at Costco and Amazon.   2. They have clippers for fast growing nose and ear hairs that you never had before.

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Offline caldera

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Re: the big five oh
« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2016, 01:25:00 PM »
Thank you all.  I will try to remember to send you receipts for tax purposes.

:salute

I'll be 50 in about 17 years  :neener:

You are borderline old.   :old:

Happy Birthday Caldera!

You got me beat my 365 days.

49 today.   :neener:

First one in the ground wins!   :D

You will be having your dinners now around 3:30-4 PM. :D

It's hard to keep my eyes open that late.   :)

Enjoy the cake HTC gave you, it won't add around your waist.

Welcome to the Flabby Hose club.  :bolt:

I'm foregoing the cake, instead opting for hookers.  :devil

Welcome to Codger-land..

Get off my lawn!

 :cheers:

I actually can't wait to say that!   :x

I already sent you cash, you're old and just forgot  :old:

Hope to remember where it is before the nursing home takes it.   :uhoh

Do you have nose hair?

Get out of here, imperialist bugger!   :neener:



Happy Birthday!

You young people and your television.   In my day, we worked until we passed out and then stumbled into bed with only a match to light the way.    :old:

Welcome to the world of doctor visits where you say:  "I have what?.........You want me to take these medications for what?"     :old:

Tips:  1. You can buy 3-packs of reading glasses at Costco and Amazon.   2. They have clippers for fast growing nose and ear hairs that you never had before.



I'm not going to any doctor until long after I'm dead.   :banana:
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Re: the big five oh
« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2016, 01:48:14 PM »
Congratulations,  I can't remember what  it was like turning 50. It was a while ago.

Offline hgtonyvi

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Re: the big five oh
« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2016, 03:11:33 PM »
Your life has just begun......Happy Birthday and many many more to come. :cheers:

Offline eddiek

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Re: the big five oh
« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2016, 03:27:28 PM »

Congrats! 
I'll be joining ya in the Five-Oh Club in about..........nine days. 

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Re: the big five oh
« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2016, 03:46:06 PM »
Happy Birthday!  :cheers:
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