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Offline FishBait

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I don't know squat
« on: July 02, 2016, 05:49:27 PM »
That's what I learned when I met squat in the DA today. And I have to wonder if this mo-fo was sitting around one night laughing some sadistic laugh while thinking to himself "It would be really funny to name myself squat, and then when I killed someone over & over again, tell them they don't know me". I'm pretty sure that's exactly what he did. He just never had the chance to tell me that cuz I rage-bailed the DA to go all primal-screamy in my living room. But he was going to. I know it.

Whoever squat is:

1) Will you DA me again?
2) Who were you before?
3) Where do you live, and do you have a security system?  :devil
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Re: I don't know squat
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2016, 05:53:57 PM »
I believe he's a Brit, he is outrageous in the spit 8 and he DOES NOT USE RUDDERS. Catch him if AH3, ask him to get on channel with you and chat with him. He's a nice guy, except when he's wiping the room with you.....
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Re: I don't know squat
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2016, 05:58:12 PM »
Quote from: Copprhed on July 02, 2016, 05:53:57 PM
I believe he's a Brit, he is outrageous in the spit 8 and he DOES NOT USE RUDDERS. Catch him if AH3, ask him to get on channel with you and chat with him. He's a nice guy, except when he's wiping the room with you.....

Yeah, he first mounted me in the spit 9. That was just embarrassing. I almost had a chance in corsairs, but every time I'd think I had him he'd pull hard with some magical e reserve and that would be the turn of the fight. Said he didn't have a mic... I think he just didn't want me to hear him laughing  :rofl
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Re: I don't know squat
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2016, 07:15:21 PM »
He may have a mic problem. He's been on 202 with me and Wormzilla in the beta. Extremely talented fellow.
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Re: I don't know squat
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2016, 01:04:50 AM »
Quote from: Copprhed on July 02, 2016, 05:53:57 PM
I believe he's a Brit, he is outrageous in the spit 8 and he DOES NOT USE RUDDERS. Catch him if AH3, ask him to get on channel with you and chat with him. He's a nice guy, except when he's wiping the room with you.....

are you sure he is a brit?  I thought squat was POTW?  or did he get downgraded to the muppets?   

Fish it is the best way to improve fighting someone better than yourself.  It makes you question what you are doing and how badly. 
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Re: I don't know squat
« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2016, 02:33:49 AM »
Squat1 you talking about??? Piece of cake for me.
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Re: I don't know squat
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2016, 02:34:30 AM »
Bruv, I know the squat you're referring to, and this is not the same gentleman. Wormie and I have had him on coms with us, and this guy has the accent. He also fights totally differently than the squat you're talking about.
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Re: I don't know squat
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2016, 03:22:56 AM »
ok I did fight the guy your talking about in beta. 

I rolled fully fuel spit and he bounced me with the 8.  was a good fight and he stuck to me like glue.

If he is British and not a shade he needs to fill out an application form.  :D
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Re: I don't know squat
« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2016, 03:44:12 AM »
Quote from: Bruv119 on July 03, 2016, 01:04:50 AM
are you sure he is a brit?  I thought squat was POTW?  or did he get downgraded to the muppets?   

Fish it is the best way to improve fighting someone better than yourself.  It makes you question what you are doing and how badly.

 :rofl bruvs a funny guy when out of his shell! wheres the whiskey?  :cheers:

and try to film it so you can see how silly you look from your opponents perspective!  :old:
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Re: I don't know squat
« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2016, 08:57:44 AM »
There is Squat and squat1... Squat seems like a returning player who is good in a spit...he's a women but he is good.

Squat1 is in AoM.

Quote from: hgtonyvi on July 03, 2016, 02:33:49 AM
Squat1 you talking about??? Piece of cake for me.
Trust me, there's people saying the same thing about you :aok

Squat1 will give a good fight any day of the week....that should be respected.
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Re: I don't know squat
« Reply #10 on: July 04, 2016, 03:52:46 PM »
Didn't squat1 beat you in the DA?
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Offline FishBait

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Re: I don't know squat
« Reply #11 on: July 04, 2016, 10:51:03 PM »
Quote from: Bruv119 on July 03, 2016, 01:04:50 AM
Fish it is the best way to improve fighting someone better than yourself.  It makes you question what you are doing and how badly.

I hear ya, Bruv. And I'm 100% good with that. I somewhat exaggerated the rage-quit for comic effect. I was definitely surprised by being beaten so easily, but that just means there's a lot more to learn. I'm good with that.

I'm definitely looking forward to getting mopped across the floor again! :rofl

Speaking of which - anytime you are bored & see me around (if you want), I'd love to spend some time getting beat up by you ;)
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Re: I don't know squat
« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2016, 07:43:52 AM »
All of you are easy
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Re: I don't know squat
« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2016, 08:37:15 AM »
Quote from: JOACH1M on July 05, 2016, 07:43:52 AM
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Re: I don't know squat
« Reply #14 on: July 05, 2016, 10:52:29 AM »
Quote from: JOACH1M on July 05, 2016, 07:43:52 AM
All of you are easy

Funny that's what my wife tells me too.....

Shouldn't you be studying?  That degree isn't gonna earn itself ya know  (hope its going good man)  :aok   :D
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