Author Topic: Turkey  (Read 834 times)

Offline guncrasher

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Re: Turkey
« Reply #15 on: July 17, 2016, 10:13:04 PM »
I am going to China and sell them canned ravioli at extremely inflated prices.  :old:

damn you just gave me an idea.  I can go to china with a bunch of canadian whisky.  make 7&7's and sell them at a premium.  I am gonna give you 10% of the stock in my company.

I need investors.  100 bucks gets you 1 share. 200 gets you 3 shares and all the 7&7's you can drink while in chinna.


semp
you dont want me to ho, dont point your plane at me.

Offline NatCigg

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Re: Turkey
« Reply #16 on: July 18, 2016, 04:03:38 AM »
Because we don't have to import our food, we actually have enough land to grow it here. From pineapples to caribou. The americans invented modern agriculture, we produce so much we don't know what to do with it all. Sometimes we just pay farmers to stop making it.

dang floob, you aint got to be so mean.  Brits are our friends.

Offline FLOOB

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Re: Turkey
« Reply #17 on: July 19, 2016, 12:14:14 AM »
dang floob, you aint got to be so mean.  Brits are our friends.
Somebody let Brits on the forum??
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Offline FLOOB

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Re: Turkey
« Reply #18 on: July 19, 2016, 12:15:29 AM »
It's an outrage!
“Montana seems to me to be what a small boy would think Texas is like from hearing Texans” - John Steinbeck