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Offline zack1234

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Incident
« on: July 25, 2016, 01:47:12 AM »
It has been reported that a Buddist in Liverpool dropped a box of eggs in the local Walmart.

The authorities have reported no one was hurt and are unsure of his motives :old:

A local women stated he shouted "Ass Clown" during the incident, the police are investigating if this may equate to a hate crime  :old:
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Re: Incident
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2016, 02:11:57 AM »
See Rule #4
« Last Edit: July 25, 2016, 12:36:47 PM by Skuzzy »

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Re: Incident
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2016, 03:39:52 AM »
Surely you don't mean Zack, the most awesomist person in all of the entire whole complete universe. It wasn't his fault the man shouted "Ass Clown"... right?
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Re: Incident
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2016, 05:45:28 AM »
HAHA Zack.  :rofl
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Re: Incident
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2016, 08:01:16 AM »
I believe that FESS is "Humor Challenged". Has there been an update on who he yelled "ass clown" at? Maybe an invisible Bish strayed into the dairy department and HOed him.......
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Re: Incident
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2016, 08:04:30 AM »
If fess67 doesn't apologize he's going on my ignore list.
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Re: Incident
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2016, 09:24:25 AM »
Don't be that hard in him, Floob, after all, Zack is Ugandan and sometime their humor is an acquired taste.
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Re: Incident
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2016, 10:12:39 AM »
« Last Edit: July 25, 2016, 12:37:33 PM by Skuzzy »

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Re: Incident
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2016, 03:33:15 PM »

 :rofl

topped the original post

Maybe an invisible Bish strayed into the dairy department and HOed him.......
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Re: Incident
« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2016, 04:47:00 PM »
i agree.  the thread was complete at that poINt!

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Re: Incident
« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2016, 05:16:59 PM »
You guys have no sense of humor....
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Re: Incident
« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2016, 06:07:14 PM »
Definitely a hate crime that should be doubleplus punished by the Ministry of Love.

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Re: Incident
« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2016, 12:50:49 PM »
Homosexulet  :old:
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Re: Incident
« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2016, 01:09:19 PM »
Is this anything like "ass hat" or is "Ass Clown" something of another species. I'm trying to picture a Buddhist vegetarian breaking eggs in a supermarket and yelling that at the broken eggs. This sounds like material for a Simpsons, Robot Chicken or Family Guy episode.

What would the Buddha yell?
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Re: Incident
« Reply #14 on: July 26, 2016, 01:26:51 PM »
This is an outrage!!   :old:
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