An elderly, but hardy cattleman from Arizona once told a young female
neighbor that if she wanted to live a long life the secret was to sprinkle
a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal each morning.
She did this religiously and lived to the age of 103. She left behind
14 children, 30 grandchildren, 21 great-grandchildren, five great-great-
-grand children and a 40 foot hole where crematorium use to be.
God Bless America
