Why do men have heart attacks?
Picture this scenario. One day, a man is outside mowing his lawn. He stops all of a sudden. An expression covers his face. An expression of pure delight.
A lightbulb just erupted in his brain. Words spring forth from his mouth. If you were in hearing range, then you would hear these words, "I finally understand women!"
He immediately shuts downn his mower and heads back inside. He now has a mission to share this with the rest of mankind. He reaches for his phone and starts to call his best friend with the news.
That's when he feels the pain in his left arm and experiences a heart attack.
That is the excrutiating reality of life. Complete knowledge results in instant death.
Reflect back to all the discussions you had with the women in your life. Remember that part where she says," If you just took the time to understand me."
It is a conspiracy created by women to kill us off so they can control the world. Don't let them win.
Save your life. Don't try to understand them. It's a trap!!!!
If this post disappears in the future, then Big Sister is trying to remove all evidence.
All the women and my exes, I tell that to, they smile and add, "You never know."
