We all have days like that!
How has nobody mentioned the perfect troll by Grizz at 1:00 when he asks "How many?" (like he hadn't heard). 
One of the funnest things about AH is squad banter, especially when someone is having a run of bad luck.
I remember one night a squaddie couldn't seem to get a kill to save himself. He must have had about 20 assists and not one kill. It culminated with his bouncing an AFK climbing Yak-3 -- so eager to finally get a kill that he came in too fast, missed his shot, collided with the Yak-3, lost a wing, had to bail and gave the AFK player a kill. The raging and LOLz we had on channel that night, I tell you!