Hey Han, Stop putting yourself those bagdes and medals on the Death Star's attack, you have the biggest mouth in this side of the galaxy, bud. Maybe Chewie can help us putting his punch on your mouth for a while,pal

I destroyed the D.S.! and in the middle of TIEs' and Laser Turrets' lasers!. You came when the show was over, you only killed two toejamty imps, man. I did better in Tatooine's canyons killin' womprats in a T-16 than you in the Death Star show! That was flying!
And dont come here telling me you saved my butt, as daddy wasnt going to shoot at me!:P
Of course the force helped me a bit...I had to trust in it as Obi-Wan was giving me a serious headache!

He told me that "trust in the force, luke" two thousand times!! So it was clear, that if I wasnt going to trust in it my head was going to explode. So,well,seen the choices and chances, I trusted.
But I killed the D.S. only by my own pilot skills!
Not only the D.S. attack ,Han, I killed 2 TIEs after escaping from captivity with Princess Leia, and remember that I was seriously depressed because OwiWan had died!!
Nah, you suck, man. I am the best pilot in the galaxy, the smartest...and I am going to get the girl! So it wont be YOUR girl anymore!(I dont mind a ratz prettythang about what Yoda said! if she is my sister and doesnt know it, why am I going to lose the chances!?)
BTW and now I have you here...you owe me 7500 credits from that last "few hands" od sabbacc, do you remember?...Han, pay me soon or I'm going to get VERY angry

(ZUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM------->light sabre sound)

Oh, and stop crying about me using the force to see your cards! come on,man you know I only use force to beat imps! I play clean...Ask Carlissian wheter I do it or not!!!!

[This message has been edited by Luke Skywalker (edited 06-30-2000).]