Yes. He lives on the west coast.
You see zack1234 the Anglo Northwest is a unique place. The people have adapted wizardry from around the world. It all started when Paul Bunyan had a kid. Paul's kid was a tough guy, just like his dad. Also like his dad he had a adventuresome spirit, and with the midwest barren from dads logging, with nothing more than cottonwoods about, Paul's son headed west to find greener pastures. The younger Bunyan settled in the northwest of Washington state. He was happy to find 200 foot trees like his dad used to talk about in Michigan. Here, the now young man Bunyan, resumed chopping trees down. As time went by Young Bunyan started to notice the big pines were again being replaced by leaf trees and began to wonder. And while sitting on a stump on foggy morning Mr. Bunyan looked down to see a mouse. A little black mouse. Big B had seen a lot of mice in his day but this one was a little different, maybe it was a little darker color fur. Mr. Bunyan was curious and squinted to look a little closser. When he did, oh boy was he surprised! This was no ordinary mouse. This mouse was wearing back Wu-Tang hoodie and wearing slippers. It was a Shaolin Monk Mouse from Asia!. Lil' Bunyan stayed on that stump and began listening to the wise master. The Shaolin Mouse told of the chi and balance of yin and yang, and Mr Bunyan was changed, as were all the people who took guidance from eastern wisdom. And for 200 years they lived in peace. A peace that vibrated though the land as a warm low pressure that drew more in. That's when Carl Californicator showed up. Drawn by the good waves of energy Carl came waltzing in from down south, where hell gets its one chance at water from the pacific. Carl was getting hot in hell and was drawn to the peace within the northwest. Unfortunately, Carl brought his knowledge of manipulation from hell and shared it with Mr. Bunyan. Tricks like illusion generation, genetic rearrangement, weather manipulation. All grade B magic that never brings complete happiness. Nevertheless Mr. Bunyan Jr. was intrigued by the knowledge. Thankfully BJ remembered the good and did not follow Carl completely. He rejected Carl's attempt at converting the northwest to hell as well. But Mr Bunyan studied what he had learned, in fact he meditated on the devils wisdom. And with the power of his fathers mental brawn, invented time travel. The single greatest breakthrough in world history. But the funny thing about it, Mr. Bunyan did not use his time machine to control the world, or even go back to erase the beginning of hell. Mr. Bunyan made a time machine to go back in time to get a pet Triops for his daughter. The perfect gift for his perfect gift.
