A New Conspiracy

[AKKuya]

Looks like the House of the Mouse is playing Jedi mind tricks.

Star Wars Episode 7 The Force Awakens
Star Wars Episode 8 The Last Jedi

Put together:

The force awakens the last Jedi...

What will Episode 9 be titled to finish the sentence?

My guess will be:

The force awakens the last Jedi for perpetual light.

Funny guess will be:

The force awakens the last Jedi for more beer.

[Skuzzy]

"The Last Jedi" is wide open for interpretation.

1) As "Jedi" is also the plural form of the word, it could mean the last group indoctrinated into the fold.

2) It could be a reference to an off-shoot group of Jedi.

3) It could be a reference to the last group of Jedi trained by the original masters.

4) It could be a reference to only one person left in the universe with the ability to be a Jedi.

5) It could reference no more Jedi are needed as balance has been achieved, in the universe.

What is your take on it?

[Greebo]

The Force awakens the last Jedi for six more sequels and a load of merchandising.

[Meatwad]

9 - For the last time
10 - No we really mean it
11 - We are serious this time
12 - No really
13 - For sure
14 - Surprise!
15 - Jar Jar's offspring is a new order of jedi

[Becinhu]

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[PR3D4TOR]

"The last Jedi" is an obvious reference to Luke Skywalker who is the last remaining Jedi alive at this point. He was even called that in The Force Awakens' crawler.

[mbailey]

9 - For the last time
10 - No we really mean it
11 - We are serious this time
12 - No really
13 - For sure
14 - Surprise!
15 - Jar Jar's offspring is a new order of jedi

9 could be   "Disneys new hope, need to bleed it dry"

[eagl]

It's a major troll, the opening crawler will roll, and we'll see an aging luke fall down some stairs and break his neck.  The remainder of the movie will be the sacked llamas from monty python making their comeback.

[Hajo]

Basically the Star Wars series of films has lost me.  IMHO they should have stopped at three.  IMHO they have gotten boring and very predictable.

Even 3 movies was to many for the Godfather series.  And they were very good with 3 being the worst.  Special effects take me only so far.

If I want stuff flying around and exploding, I'll take up cooking again.

[Dace]

If I want stuff flying around and exploding, I'll take up cooking again.

 

[BoilerDown]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT5HI8TBIlM

I've watched all of this chick's Star Wars videos; they're pretty great.
(Edited for Rule 13 compliance).

[Ramesis]

The Force awakens the last Jedi for six more sequels and a load of merchandising.

Boy thats the truth... but toeach his/her own 

[Meatwad]

The Resistance takes a trial run of a prototype Walker from stolen plans of the First Order

[Nathan60]

9 - For the last time
10 - No we really mean it
11 - We are serious this time
12 - No really
13 - For sure
14 - Surprise!
15 - Jar Jar's offspring is a new order of jedi

Jar Jar was a SIth