MEDICAL EXAMINATION
At the San Sadurní de Noya fighter pilot training school the students were rather bored. To relieve their boredom, with the Director's agreement they set up a neat little initiation ceremony for the new intake. A group of veterans set themselves up as the "Medical Reception" team and without more ado dressed up in the typical white coats, with stethoscopes and books of notes. Even girls from the School admin section dressed up in white nurses' uniforms.
A complete fake medical team to receive a bunch of keen rookies.The first rookie stepped up."Doctor Lorente" examined his chest, all the time grimacing horribly.The "Medical Team" observed the "patient", worried expressions on their faces.The new arrival's expression was one of total surprise. He had passed all the medical tests and they had found nothing wrong. He couldn't understand it.
-"Aha, you've got a swollen laryngopulmonic traphagus" - exclaimed the "Doctor".
-"I agree, captain. He shows all the signs of wind in the head from heading into wind".
-"Is it serious, Doctor?"- asked the student.
-"We'll find out later on. Sit on the bed and sing us a nice folk song or something".
-"I can't sing, Doctor".
-"It doesn't matter, even if you're a lousy singer, sing something, anything at all, because I have to measure your Alpha rythmic sonic mnemonic while you sing".
-"Very well, Doctor".
The poor lad droned out an old Asturian song.While he sang the "Medical Reception Team" frantically took a mountain of notes.Then came all sorts of physical exercises. Theoretical parachute jumps and drinking two pints of water were tests which formed another part of the "medical examination". And all done naked.The best bit for sure was when a "sergeant" came in with a sorrowful look on his face, stood to attention and said:
-"Doctor, another student has just killed himself"
And the "Doctor" replied solemnly:
-"That makes five this morning. This isn't a flying training school. It's a slaughterhouse".
The rookie's expression was a sight to see. Eventually the joke reached its finale with all the other students and permanent staff coming in, each wielding a pillow and letting fly at everybody else. Suddenly the rookie realised that it was all a joke and joined in the fun, completely forgetting that he was in his "birthday suit" and there were girls around.
Three or four times the prank ended with everyone, veterans and rookies, some fully clothed and others not, in the pond of the main square.Then the real Director turned up, along with the nursing staff and the genuine Doctor, and they all shared in the delight at receiving some new students.
(From "Alas Gloriosas" Nº 25. Author: A. J. Escoriguel "Kery".)
Airman's Tales (Knights of the Air) - SCW