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Offline Arlo

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Unicorns will save the world
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Re: Unicorns will save the world
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2017, 12:42:29 AM »
Kava has a Unicorn farm in Wales :old:

Apologies for using the word Wales :old:
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Re: Unicorns will save the world
« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2017, 02:00:36 AM »
was in a restaurant at the weekend and they had this wooden art piece of a bull on the wall.   
 
Elsie looked up and said  "Daddy look at that unicorn!"   

No dear that is a bull it has 2 horns!    :o 
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Re: Unicorns will save the world
« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2017, 04:00:26 AM »
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Re: Unicorns will save the world
« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2017, 08:44:40 AM »
What in the hell did I just watch........  :rofl
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Re: Unicorns will save the world
« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2017, 03:06:14 AM »
was in a restaurant at the weekend and they had this wooden art piece of a bull on the wall.   
 
Elsie looked up and said  "Daddy look at that unicorn!"   

No dear that is a bull it has 2 horns!    :o
It is a duocorn.
We also have a ranch of nonicorns where I live.
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Re: Unicorns will save the world
« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2017, 04:29:15 PM »
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Re: Unicorns will save the world
« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2017, 07:28:16 PM »
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Wow I find it hard to believe it has been almost 38 days since our last path. We should have release another 38 versions by now  :bhead
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Re: Unicorns will save the world
« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2017, 10:27:27 PM »
Bring your Unicorns!   :D





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Re: Unicorns will save the world
« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2017, 07:39:47 AM »
The error in this thinking derives from the fact that Chuck Norris like his meat so rare that he eats only unicorns.  No unicorn will be available to save the world.  Chuck takes care of saving the world.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade in the world. Every morning when you wake up, swallow a live toad. Nothing worse can happen to you for the rest of the day. They say money can't buy happiness. I would like the opportunity to find out. Why be serious?

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Re: Unicorns will save the world
« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2017, 09:21:11 AM »
But there will be no bridges named after him.

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Re: Unicorns will save the world
« Reply #11 on: October 10, 2017, 11:55:14 AM »
If a bridge was named after him, all other bridges in the world would collapse out of shame.  That is why there are no bridges named after Chuck Norris. :D
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Re: Unicorns will save the world
« Reply #12 on: October 10, 2017, 12:15:28 PM »
No. The reason bridges aren't named after him is that you can't cross Chuck Norris.

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Re: Unicorns will save the world
« Reply #13 on: October 10, 2017, 12:57:30 PM »
Chuck Norris is English :old:
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Re: Unicorns will save the world
« Reply #14 on: October 10, 2017, 01:52:42 PM »
I used to know the people who raised these, and that little dork with the tiny horn. He went through the usual phase of head butting everything and everyone. And only goat ferts came out the south end of those things. He liked to wait until you had your back turned to head butt you. Not something for a petting zoo.


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