I'm sorry, that wouldn't make a dent in the stomach virus I have right now. A hazmat suit may not even save you walking by the closed door, even the vent fan failed under the load. And those new hi-tech Japanese toilets that do everything for you hands free while vacuuming up all the unpleasant odors. I bet their warranty dosn't cover natural disasters of the brontosaurus kind or your rear end connecting with a dimensional gateway channeling King Kong after eating a burrito factory in Tijuana. She is pretty......
