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Offline jimbo71

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Vintage footage of Zach1234
« on: April 18, 2018, 02:32:32 PM »
 :old: After a failed attempt in the late 70's to defect from Russia, Zach was coerced by the KGB to create a music group for Soviet propaganda purposes in light of ABBA's growing poularity.  This rare footage remained locked in a hermetically sealed vault for 33 years until is discovery in 2012 by a small group of fishermen.  Details of how Zach successfully defected in the early 80's are sketchy at best.  Legend has it, that he still owns his costumes and has been rumored to wear them on occasion.



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Re: Vintage footage of Zach1234
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2018, 03:01:09 PM »
Quote from: jimbo71 on April 18, 2018, 02:32:32 PM
:old: After a failed attempt in the late 70's to defect from Russia, Zach was coerced by the KGB to create a music group for Soviet propaganda purposes in light of ABBA's growing poularity.  This rare footage remained locked in a hermetically sealed vault for 33 years until is discovery in 2012 by a small group of fishermen.  Details of how Zach successfully defected in the early 80's are sketchy at best.  Legend has it, that he still owns his costumes and has been rumored to wear them on occasion.





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Re: Vintage footage of Zach1234
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2018, 04:23:44 PM »
It's like the red headed b'tard child of Boney M and Abba
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Re: Vintage footage of Zach1234
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2018, 05:16:56 PM »
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Re: Vintage footage of Zach1234
« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2018, 06:56:55 PM »
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Re: Vintage footage of Zach1234
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2018, 07:14:14 PM »
It might explain why he walks funny..
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Re: Vintage footage of Zach1234
« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2018, 11:42:02 PM »
I live my life in the open! :old:
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Re: Vintage footage of Zach1234
« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2018, 09:47:13 AM »
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Re: Vintage footage of Zach1234
« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2018, 10:19:12 AM »
Classy group them AH pilots...  :D
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Re: Vintage footage of Zach1234
« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2018, 10:54:28 AM »
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Re: Vintage footage of Zach1234
« Reply #10 on: April 19, 2018, 12:24:39 PM »
Through newly declassified documents via the freedom act, details of Zach's first defection attempt have emerged. Apparently he tried to smuggle himself out of Russia in a shipment of extra-large condoms. Only to be thwarted when the shipment was stamped "MEDIUM"  and shipped back.
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Re: Vintage footage of Zach1234
« Reply #11 on: April 19, 2018, 12:40:24 PM »
It’s a lie!

I am good friends with Elton John and my Collaboration with the video for “Nikita”, enabled me to get a Green Card, I also had photographs of President Putin in a bear costume and holding a large vegetable product :old:
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Re: Vintage footage of Zach1234
« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2018, 01:42:32 PM »
Quote from: jimbo71 on April 19, 2018, 12:24:39 PM
Through newly declassified documents via the freedom act, details of Zach's first defection attempt have emerged. Apparently he tried to smuggle himself out of Russia in a shipment of extra-large condoms. Only to be thwarted when the shipment was stamped "MEDIUM"  and shipped back.

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Re: Vintage footage of Zach1234
« Reply #13 on: April 19, 2018, 01:47:25 PM »
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Re: Vintage footage of Zach1234
« Reply #14 on: April 19, 2018, 02:48:27 PM »
Quote from: zack1234 on April 19, 2018, 12:40:24 PM
It’s a lie!

I am good friends with Elton John and my Collaboration with the video for “Nikita”, enabled me to get a Green Card, I also had photographs of President Putin in a bear costume and holding a large vegetable product :old:

Was it your idea to have Elton's passport photo the exact outfit he was wearing at the time taken in back of the same Rolls Royce convertible?

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