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Offline BOBO

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Re: I hereby announce a delicious prize (or $50) to...
« Reply #30 on: June 27, 2018, 06:57:04 PM »
If your state of has one store, you need a bigger state.

We have liquor stores all over.  We Have Liquor in every Grocery store, Wal-Mart, Target and every gas station too.  The town I live in has several "Drive Thru" Liquor stores.  But they all get their liquor from our state liquor store that is staffed by inmates of the Fort Madison Women's Penitentiary.

Unfortunately, if the State Liquor Store doesn't stock it, none of the retail stores in the Hawkeye Nation will either. :(

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Re: I hereby announce a delicious prize (or $50) to...
« Reply #31 on: June 27, 2018, 09:39:40 PM »
We have liquor stores all over.  We Have Liquor in every Grocery store, Wal-Mart, Target and every gas station too.  The town I live in has several "Drive Thru" Liquor stores.  But they all get their liquor from our state liquor store that is staffed by inmates of the Fort Madison Women's Penitentiary.

Unfortunately, if the State Liquor Store doesn't stock it, none of the retail stores in the Hawkeye Nation will either. :(

There you go...  all the good stuff is used by the inmates for medicinal purposes.
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Re: I hereby announce a delicious prize (or $50) to...
« Reply #32 on: June 27, 2018, 09:52:35 PM »
There you go...  all the good stuff is used by the inmates for medicinal purposes.


No, This Is Iowa.... And I do love it here but.....

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You're experiencing fine dining.

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Re: I hereby announce a delicious prize (or $50) to...
« Reply #33 on: June 27, 2018, 10:40:13 PM »
Thank you Brooke and everyone

I would rather you deposit the money into the Scenario Patch fund, if that's okay?

~Salute~

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Thank you, TC but -- we must have an address!  :aok  (via PM)  Woodford Reserve (or $50) must be on its way!  :aok

Remember, this is an inducement for the AH community.  For it to work out, the recipient must fill his role and get the prize!  :aok

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Re: I hereby announce a delicious prize (or $50) to...
« Reply #34 on: June 28, 2018, 12:37:34 AM »

No, This Is Iowa....

Do you know why the Mississippi river runs south?



Iowa sucks!

Do you know what a girl from Iowa and a bag of garbage have in common?



They both get taken out once a week.
« Last Edit: June 28, 2018, 12:40:54 AM by BaldEagl »
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Re: I hereby announce a delicious prize (or $50) to...
« Reply #35 on: June 28, 2018, 07:06:52 AM »
Do you know why the Mississippi river runs south?



Iowa sucks!

Do you know what a girl from Iowa and a bag of garbage have in common?



They both get taken out once a week.

Oh funnies..... I have one....

I picked up a hitchhiker last night. He seemed surprised that I would pick up a stranger and asked, "Thanks but why would you pick me up? How do you know I am not a serial killer?"
I told him that the chances of two serial killers being in the same truck would be astronomical.
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Re: I hereby announce a delicious prize (or $50) to...
« Reply #36 on: June 28, 2018, 12:44:24 PM »
 :rofl Hope he was wearing "His Brown Pants" :x
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Re: I hereby announce a delicious prize (or $50) to...
« Reply #37 on: June 30, 2018, 01:18:42 AM »
$50 on its way to TC for winning the recruiting contest. <S>!



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Re: I hereby announce a delicious prize (or $50) to...
« Reply #38 on: June 30, 2018, 04:36:49 AM »
I thought the 50 had Numan on it.
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Re: I hereby announce a delicious prize (or $50) to...
« Reply #39 on: July 05, 2018, 07:15:22 PM »
Make it Scotch and I will get everyone to register. 
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Re: I hereby announce a delicious prize (or $50) to...
« Reply #40 on: July 05, 2018, 11:59:23 PM »
Make it Scotch and I will get everyone to register.

Who is John Gault?  :aok

OK -- you are on.  For the next scenario, I will have another prize.  Here is one I like.  Will it do?


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Re: I hereby announce a delicious prize (or $50) to...
« Reply #41 on: July 06, 2018, 12:47:15 AM »
So I got this Brooke: https://youtu.be/G6717bNakuA

Will you instead pay my subscription of AH if I win? (Carrie will be very happy I think, no more late payments :p) :cheers:

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Re: I hereby announce a delicious prize (or $50) to...
« Reply #42 on: July 06, 2018, 03:29:54 AM »
So I got this Brooke: https://youtu.be/G6717bNakuA

Will you instead pay my subscription of AH if I win? (Carrie will be very happy I think, no more late payments :p) :cheers:

DutchVII

Well, at least US$50 of it if you win.  :aok

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Re: I hereby announce a delicious prize (or $50) to...
« Reply #43 on: July 07, 2018, 05:42:06 PM »
So I got this Brooke: https://youtu.be/G6717bNakuA

Will you instead pay my subscription of AH if I win? (Carrie will be very happy I think, no more late payments :p) :cheers:

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OK,Dutch...you have 1.  :x Leading that stat already :cheers: Wouldnt want to fly with ANYONE else :salute
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Re: I hereby announce a delicious prize (or $50) to...
« Reply #44 on: July 08, 2018, 07:25:55 AM »
OK,Dutch...you have 1.  :x Leading that stat already :cheers: Wouldnt want to fly with ANYONE else :salute

Thee hee! 1stpar3  :aok love you sir <S> :cheers:
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