Author Topic: Allies willing to accept capitulation from Axis before last frame starts tonight. (Read 1736 times)

Ripsnort · « **on:** October 26, 2001, 08:07:00 AM »

Axis, please address our Frame 3 CO, Swoop, he will give you the terms of surrender, and then tonight will be just a fun run for all.

skernsk · « **Reply #1 on:** October 26, 2001, 08:37:00 AM »

I'll see ya up Rip...in my sights!

Ripsnort · « **Reply #2 on:** October 26, 2001, 08:44:00 AM »

Skernsk, you have a private message regarding your inquirey yesterday.

SOB · « **Reply #3 on:** October 26, 2001, 10:34:00 AM »

You are a pansie. The rest of you allied sissy boys are also pansies. You will all die quickly and horribly and be killed in your chutes. I don't envy you. Please, stop all the carnage before it starts. We promise to shoot each and every one of you quickly and in an orderly fashion if you'll just line up and report one at a time to the Axis HQ.

Thank you, that is all.

SOB

Swoop · « **Reply #4 on:** October 26, 2001, 12:05:00 PM »

TERMS OF SURRENDER.

Vulcan wants pics of Fatty's Mom in a Mariners outfit.

Ripsnort · « **Reply #5 on:** October 26, 2001, 12:12:00 PM »

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Originally posted by Swoop:
TERMS OF SURRENDER.

Vulcan wants pics of Fatty's Mom in a Mariners outfit.

(Image removed from quote.)

With one of those Wool Wash mitts attached to the back end...

Nifty · « **Reply #6 on:** October 26, 2001, 01:25:00 PM »

The capitulation is for us to offer copulation with our sheep??? NEIN! Zee Allied zwine muzt not have our sheep!!!

Fatty · « **Reply #7 on:** October 26, 2001, 02:03:00 PM »

Allied pigdogs are not worthy. Unconditional surrender or death.

Ripsnort · « **Reply #8 on:** October 26, 2001, 03:05:00 PM »

Axis, what can I say? You have the FDB's with your alliance, the only term that fits is:
May the Farce be with you

skernsk · « **Reply #9 on:** October 26, 2001, 03:14:00 PM »

Well Rip...it will be a great pleasure watching you go down in flames. And as I swoop in to vulch you in your chute my weekend will have been made.

Nifty · « **Reply #10 on:** October 26, 2001, 03:34:00 PM »

with the FDB's on our side, the buffalo wings are plentiful, the beer flows and the sheep are truly happy (or afraid, I can never tell which!) This is how the world should be.

(psst, Fatty, my plane will be loaded with the Beck's Dark droptanks now, right???)

Swoop · « **Reply #11 on:** October 26, 2001, 03:39:00 PM »

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Originally posted by skernsk:
Well Rip...it will be a great pleasure watching you go down in flames. And as I swoop in to vulch you in your chute my weekend will have been made.

LAW SUIT!!!!!

All Swooping(TM) is to be done by me and me alone and is only recreatable under license.

~Pyroman~ · « **Reply #12 on:** October 26, 2001, 03:45:00 PM »

I heard the term that crack kills and alcohol kills brain cells. Then there's what I heard about the Axis pilot. Coincidence? I think not!

skernsk · « **Reply #13 on:** October 26, 2001, 04:08:00 PM »

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Originally posted by Swoop:

LAW SUIT!!!!!

All Swooping(TM) is to be done by me and me alone and is only recreatable under license.

You couldn't swoop to save your life SWOOP! See ya in court chump

[ 10-26-2001: Message edited by: skernsk ]

Swoop · « **Reply #14 on:** October 26, 2001, 04:32:00 PM »

Whadda ya reckon lads? Is that the most unoriginal response you've ever seen in your entire life or not?

Now I know why Americans take the piss out Canucks.

Chump.