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Offline JG_Sunbird

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« on: July 21, 2001, 11:52:00 AM »
...Rednecks, Hillbilly's and goatroping-what ever-Texian cowboys, but today you Americans have a big occation to cellebrate one of your big fellow countryman: Lance Amstrong!

He is going to win' the Tour-de-France, and he is from Texas somewhere, very charming man, speaks a lot of different languages, a citizen of the world you all should be proud of.

Best of all, he is beating the crap out of a Kraut at this very moment! Jan Ulrich, the man-machine from Rostock!

Have a nice summer all, I'll be back whether you like it or not...

<S>ZheKraut

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« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2001, 11:57:00 AM »
Heard he got a flat tire...came in 40th.   :eek:

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« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2001, 12:02:00 PM »
Who?

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« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2001, 12:16:00 PM »
Heu... "O" club?  :D
Dat jugs bro.

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« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2001, 12:50:00 PM »
SOB of course, why JG?

I told you, he has a spare tire, and drank a 40oz.

What's your problem?

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« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2001, 05:36:00 PM »
I take credit for Armstrong's performance to date, as I have taken it upon myself to remove as much beer and as many wings as possible from his reach during the last year.

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« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2001, 09:55:00 PM »
<<<a citizen of the world you all should be proud of>>>

He's a US citizen, 'citizen of the world' is a product of EU thinking.

ra

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« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2001, 09:06:00 AM »
wait a minute... u mean this guy rides a ... bike?   without an engine?  must be from Huston.
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« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2001, 01:07:00 PM »
Hey I'm from Houston and I don't ride a bike..without an engine or wings for that matter!  I even have a gunsight drawn on my windshield.  Doesn't help though, I still can't aim worth a crap!