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Offline Shuffler

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Well it finally happened....
« on: November 01, 2018, 04:19:00 AM »
I would like to share a personal experience with my Friends about drinking and driving. This might save you the cost and embarrassment of being arrested for DUI.

 

As you know, people have been known to have unexpected brushes with the authorities from time to time, often on the way home after a "social session" with family or friends.

 

Well, this year, it happened to me. I was out for the evening to a party and had more than several margaritas coupled with a Corona or two. It was held at a great Mexican restaurant.

 

Although relaxed, I still had the common sense to know I was slightly over the limit. That's when I did something I've never done before.  I took a taxi home.  On the way home there was a police DUI Check Point, but since it was a taxi they waved it past and I arrived home safely without incident.

 

These roadblocks can be anywhere and I realized how lucky I was to have chosen to take a taxi.   The real surprise to me was I had never driven a taxi before. I don't know where I got it, and now that it's in my garage I don't know what to do with it.  If you want to borrow it, give me a call.

 

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Re: Well it finally happened....
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2018, 05:21:34 AM »
 :rofl :police: Pretty sure that there is PISSED OF PAKISTANI/INDIAN cab driver looking for you!!! AHOLE...you GOT ME! GET out of that TRAINER LOL  :rofl :D
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Re: Well it finally happened....
« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2018, 07:29:43 AM »
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Re: Well it finally happened....
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2018, 08:29:46 AM »
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Re: Well it finally happened....
« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2018, 10:38:03 AM »
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Patrol cars, ambulances and fire trucks are good alternatives ;)
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Re: Well it finally happened....
« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2018, 10:38:54 AM »
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Re: Well it finally happened....
« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2018, 10:49:37 AM »
You 'muricans rarely make me laugh, you did  :rofl

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Re: Well it finally happened....
« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2018, 11:25:10 AM »
OH SNAP!!!!! Good one, Shuffler!!!! :x :x :banana: :rofl
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Offline Drano

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Re: Well it finally happened....
« Reply #8 on: November 01, 2018, 11:41:54 AM »
You nut job! I thought you screwed it up!


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Re: Well it finally happened....
« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2018, 01:07:51 PM »
UBER/TAXI = Cheaper than DUI/Career Suicide

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Re: Well it finally happened....
« Reply #10 on: November 01, 2018, 07:49:06 PM »
Funny  :rofl :aok
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Re: Well it finally happened....
« Reply #11 on: November 02, 2018, 02:22:06 AM »
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Re: Well it finally happened....
« Reply #12 on: November 02, 2018, 02:26:13 AM »
DAMN I love you guys!!!!!!!  :rock
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Re: Well it finally happened....
« Reply #13 on: November 03, 2018, 11:42:02 AM »
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Re: Well it finally happened....
« Reply #14 on: November 03, 2018, 02:18:40 PM »
Did you know there is a cab drivers exchange program? It exists to make sure that no matter where in the world you hail a cab at, the cab driver will never speak the native language of that country
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