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Offline Mano

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Chocolate Spill in AZ. 35,000 gallons. How could you Scotty?
« on: January 15, 2019, 05:21:06 PM »



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Re: Chocolate Spill in AZ. 35,000 gallons. How could you Scotty?
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2019, 05:39:28 PM »
On the WC this would be some action series conspiracy episode by local ranchers to control coyotes. What canine isn't attracted to the sweet fatty goodness of chocolate....

There's 200 mg - 700 mg of theobromine per 100g of chocolate (depending on the percentage of cocoa and the source of the cocoa), so 60 kg (132 lb) woman would need to eat 8.6 kg (about 19 lb) of baking chocolate to reach that dose -- very difficult to do. A 20 kg (44 lb) dog, however, would need to eat only 0.85 kg (about 1.9 lb) of baking chocolate to reach the same level of toxicity -- well within the realm of possibility.

Still maybe that episode will have intoxicated people fighting over the frozen stream of chocolate goodness since it contains both tetrahydrocannabinol-9(active ingredient in marijuana) and phenylethylamine which triggers the same internal drugs you release when you get giggity with your sweety or, in other terms is classified as an hallucinogen. No wonder the ladies love their chocolate literally.
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This is like the old joke that voters are harsher to their beer brewer if he has an outage, than their politicians after raising their taxes. Death and taxes are certain but, fun and sex is only now.

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Re: Chocolate Spill in AZ. 35,000 gallons. How could you Scotty?
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2019, 05:51:04 PM »
In Germany not so long ago a storage tank sprung a leak and liquid chocolate ran down the street. It hardened and was quite the job to clean up.

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Re: Chocolate Spill in AZ. 35,000 gallons. How could you Scotty?
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2019, 08:09:56 PM »
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
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Re: Chocolate Spill in AZ. 35,000 gallons. How could you Scotty?
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2019, 10:53:33 AM »

.. since it contains both tetrahydrocannabinol-9(active ingredient in marijuana)...

No it doesn't.   :rolleyes:
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Re: Chocolate Spill in AZ. 35,000 gallons. How could you Scotty?
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2019, 04:46:11 PM »
Sure we can break it down to a whizzing match over exogenous and endogenous cannabinoids. The same internal response happens at the same receptors.
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This is like the old joke that voters are harsher to their beer brewer if he has an outage, than their politicians after raising their taxes. Death and taxes are certain but, fun and sex is only now.

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Re: Chocolate Spill in AZ. 35,000 gallons. How could you Scotty?
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2019, 05:56:05 PM »
That is one sick truck..... it's coming out both ends.


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Re: Chocolate Spill in AZ. 35,000 gallons. How could you Scotty?
« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2019, 07:15:35 PM »
"Then out spake brave Horatius, the Captain of the gate:
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Re: Chocolate Spill in AZ. 35,000 gallons. How could you Scotty?
« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2019, 02:33:24 PM »
Looks like the perfect place to wrestle with a few of your favorite girlfriends.  :D

Imagine trying to get the dried chocolate out of the wool.

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Re: Chocolate Spill in AZ. 35,000 gallons. How could you Scotty?
« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2019, 02:45:00 PM »
Not if they sheer themselves before  :D
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Re: Chocolate Spill in AZ. 35,000 gallons. How could you Scotty?
« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2019, 02:59:37 PM »
Imagine trying to get the dried chocolate out of the wool.


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"Then out spake brave Horatius, the Captain of the gate:
 To every man upon this earth, death cometh soon or late.
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 For the ashes of his fathers and the temples of his Gods."

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Re: Chocolate Spill in AZ. 35,000 gallons. How could you Scotty?
« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2019, 09:21:16 AM »
I've always wondered where the Hersey Highway was....  :O

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Re: Chocolate Spill in AZ. 35,000 gallons. How could you Scotty?
« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2019, 05:21:17 PM »
I've always wondered where the Hersey Highway was....  :O


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