I find this to be a very serious issue, actually.
I meant what I said.  Especially the fondling part.  

I made my own "achievements" long before AH did theirs.  First, it was to try to get 100 kills in every fighter in the game - completed in Tour 156 (pats self on back)  
The goal since then has been to get 1000 kills in as many fighters as possible until AH ends or I do.  

   This Tour added #19 and #20.  

I enjoy fighting, but there has to be a purpose and taking bases isn't it.  If I can't track my stats, there is no more purpose to keep playing the same game.