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Offline AKKuya

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Tornado Gun Safety
« on: May 21, 2019, 05:56:49 AM »
Heard on local radio station that their is a warning to all Kansas residents that they are not allowed to fire shotguns at tornados.

I think if you are brave enough to stand your ground with a shotgun, then you should be able to discharge your weapon at an approaching twister.
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Offline Oldman731

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Re: Tornado Gun Safety
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2019, 07:08:53 AM »
Quote from: AKKuya on May 21, 2019, 05:56:49 AM
Heard on local radio station that their is a warning to all Kansas residents that they are not allowed to fire shotguns at tornados.

I think if you are brave enough to stand your ground with a shotgun, then you should be able to discharge your weapon at an approaching twister.


Which raises the question:  How much gun is enough, if you want to bag a tornado?

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Re: Tornado Gun Safety
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2019, 07:50:25 AM »
Quote from: Oldman731 on May 21, 2019, 07:08:53 AM

Which raises the question:  How much gun is enough, if you want to bag a tornado?

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Try a speargun.
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Re: Tornado Gun Safety
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2019, 09:09:52 AM »
Is that like the people trying to shoot Hurricane Irma?
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Re: Tornado Gun Safety
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2019, 11:34:15 AM »
Spoof news. How many people are going to risk all that flying debris to get a few shots off at wind?
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Re: Tornado Gun Safety
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2019, 03:10:38 PM »
Quote from: Chalenge on May 21, 2019, 11:34:15 AM
Spoof news. How many people are going to risk all that flying debris to get a few shots off at wind?

The ones that hate Darwin?
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Offline 1stpar3

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Re: Tornado Gun Safety
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2019, 04:24:57 PM »
Maybe they where shooting at the dishes flying around? FREE Sporting Clays? Might be more realistic, as the flight paths are more erratic than Trap Throwers :headscratch:  That or too much BEER/Liquor was involved..."You wont get my beer!!! I done drunk it already..so take this you bastad! :rofl
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Re: Tornado Gun Safety
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2019, 09:58:23 PM »
Quote from: 1stpar3 on May 21, 2019, 04:24:57 PM
Maybe they where shooting at the dishes flying around? FREE Sporting Clays? Might be more realistic, as the flight paths are more erratic than Trap Throwers :headscratch:  That or too much BEER/Liquor was involved..."You wont get my beer!!! I done drunk it already..so take this you bastad! :rofl

This guy has the right idea!  :rofl
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Re: Tornado Gun Safety
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2019, 11:23:22 PM »
Quote from: 1stpar3 on May 21, 2019, 04:24:57 PM
Maybe they where shooting at the dishes flying around? FREE Sporting Clays? Might be more realistic, as the flight paths are more erratic than Trap Throwers :headscratch:  That or too much BEER/Liquor was involved..."You wont get my beer!!! I done drunk it already..so take this you bastad! :rofl

you damn rednecks and your stupid ideas.  I would have shot at the cows flying by.


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Re: Tornado Gun Safety
« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2019, 12:57:53 AM »
Quote from: guncrasher on May 21, 2019, 11:23:22 PM
you damn rednecks and your stupid ideas.  I would have shot at the cows flying by.


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Re: Tornado Gun Safety
« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2019, 02:15:32 AM »
I say give those tornadoes both barrels!  Make 'em think twice about coming around again.
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Re: Tornado Gun Safety
« Reply #11 on: May 27, 2019, 01:56:17 PM »
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Re: Tornado Gun Safety
« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2019, 03:12:05 PM »
Quote from: guncrasher on May 21, 2019, 11:23:22 PM
you damn rednecks and your stupid ideas.  I would have shot at the cows flying by.


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Re: Tornado Gun Safety
« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2019, 04:10:27 PM »
I use a trusty sling shot. Not one of those ol' pansy wrist rockets (they only work for those fellers with springy wrist)
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Re: Tornado Gun Safety
« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2019, 06:43:58 PM »
Quote from: Shuffler on May 30, 2019, 04:10:27 PM
I use a trusty sling shot. Not one of those ol' pansy wrist rockets (they only work for those fellers with springy wrist)

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