Ok; where's the cake?
I want cake. Cake cake cake. No.... not this crap! PROPERLY modeled cake. This cake is undermodeled. The candles are overmodeled. LOOK; dammit; can't you render a damn cake correctly?
*WHAP* (cake hits hang in the face)
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh
hhhhh!
I'm tellin yah; the cake just don't FEEL right.

Salute; all of u at HTC, and congrats!! God bless and MANY happy returns.
Hang (see; had the cake and ate it; too!)