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Offline AKKuya

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Area 51 Raid
« on: September 20, 2019, 04:56:15 AM »
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Re: Area 51 Raid
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Re: Area 51 Raid
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2019, 07:12:24 AM »
These people are a bunch of morons if they are actually planning to cross base security. If this area is actually protecting something very top secret, I can guarantee they will use any means necessary. Even if it means bullets
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Re: Area 51 Raid
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2019, 08:40:23 AM »
I dunno. Given the huge amount of advanced warning, if there was anything truly astounding or top secret there ... it isn't now. Why shoot people when you can open a hangar door and let them inspect the mopped floor and the rusty B-4 stands. Then arrest them and fine them.

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Re: Area 51 Raid
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2019, 09:27:59 AM »
Hope the guards have plenty ammunition.
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Re: Area 51 Raid
« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2019, 09:52:35 AM »
Cancelled due to lack of interest.  :bolt:



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Re: Area 51 Raid
« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2019, 11:29:31 AM »
What killed me about "They can't stop all of us!" and people talking about bullets and like such as...  You people do realize they have aircraft at their disposal, and explosives?  If they really want to, yes.  They can stop all of you.  Trivially.

Also, what Arlo said.

The internet thing wasn't a total loss though, this made me chuckle.



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Re: Area 51 Raid
« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2019, 02:00:19 PM »
What killed me about "They can't stop all of us!" and people talking about bullets and like such as...  You people do realize they have aircraft at their disposal, and explosives?  If they really want to, yes.  They can stop all of you.  Trivially.

Also, what Arlo said.

The internet thing wasn't a total loss though, this made me chuckle.

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Re: Area 51 Raid
« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2019, 02:02:25 PM »
What killed me about "They can't stop all of us!" and people talking about bullets and like such as...  You people do realize they have aircraft at their disposal, and explosives?  If they really want to, yes.  They can stop all of you.  Trivially.

Also, what Arlo said.

The internet thing wasn't a total loss though, this made me chuckle.

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Re: Area 51 Raid
« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2019, 11:26:15 AM »
Area 51 is so 1952.....


   Dulce base is the new area 52!  All the kids know that, and they even have a song about it.


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Re: Area 51 Raid
« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2019, 11:45:51 AM »
Area 51 is so 1952.....


   Dulce base is the new area 52!  All the kids know that, and they even have a song about it
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Re: Area 51 Raid
« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2019, 12:44:14 PM »
They should be raiding Antarctica or Greenland. That's where the "real" aliens are, just ask John Kerry!
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Re: Area 51 Raid
« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2019, 12:51:43 PM »
The Jicarilla Apache tribe hides all their spaceships in Dulce, secret entrance is the teepee's casino just North of Cuba NM.  :D


  Red it's the Hopi,not Apache! :neener: :neener:  The Ant people keep their USO's there.


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Re: Area 51 Raid
« Reply #13 on: September 21, 2019, 08:17:24 PM »
Area 51 is so 1952.....


   Dulce base is the new area 52!  All the kids know that, and they even have a song about it.


  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsE2rExDWQQ




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Must be where the emergency stockpile of Dulce de leche dessert is kept at  :noid
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Re: Area 51 Raid
« Reply #14 on: September 22, 2019, 11:27:16 AM »

  Red it's the Hopi,not Apache! :neener: :neener:  The Ant people keep their USO's there.


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Rumor has it if you  tip a  teepee over, the UFOs are stored under them  ;) :D

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