Thoughts on Wisdom

[AKKuya]

Two wrongs don't make a right, but 3 lefts will make a right.

[morfiend]

If you turn 270degrees to the left does that make it right?












   

[AAIK]

I am not sure that is how it works...

[guncrasher]

in my 54 years and 10 months on this earth I have found out one thing is true.  my wife is hot.


semp

[morfiend]

in my 54 years and 10 months on this earth I have found out one thing is true.  my wife is hot.


semp

   Semp your wife may be hot but mine is always right!



   

[Shuffler]

Right is wrong, left is correct.

[Oldman731]

in my 54 years and 10 months on this earth I have found out one thing is true.  my wife is hot.

If there's no film, it isn't so.

This is sort of a self-evident truth that we have adopted.

- oldman

[Meatwad]

If your wife says the bathroom scale is broken and need a new one, it is unacceptable to reply with "It works fine for me"

[guncrasher]

   Semp your wife may be hot but mine is always right!



   

yeah I learned that after the first 2 times she stabbed me.  what can I say it turned me on.


semp

[perdue3]

"The only true wisdom is knowing you know nothing." - Socrates

[AKKuya]

in my 54 years and 10 months on this earth I have found out one thing is true.  my wife is hot.


semp

Is that with or without the light on?

[Vraciu]

And now, Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey


Whenever I see an old lady slip
and fall on a wet sidewalk,
my first instinct is to laugh.
But then I think,
what if I was an ant,
and she fell on me.
Then it wouldn’t seem quite so funny.

[Vraciu]

If you turn 270degrees to the left does that make it right?


Three lefts make a right.   











   

[Zoney]

Not one of the 63 motorcycles I've owned have been purchased with permission from my wife but I have been forgiven.

[Volron]

If you want to catch a chicken, smell like a horny chicken.