Statements That Can be Proven

[AKKuya]

Temperature is based on the vibration level of molecules and when you add ice cubes to a warm glass of water.  That proves you're adding slow.

During the night, you have a dream of peeing and you wake up and discover that you peed in your bed.  That proves dreams do come true.

When Robert Pattison was chosen to play Batman.  That proves vampires do indeed turn into bats.


Add some more.

[guncrasher]

Tc can fly a p38 like the best of them. Put him in a spit8 he can't find the throttle.


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[Meatwad]

A water leak will always occur at night when all the hardware stores are closed, and you are one part short of having everything you need to fix it right then 

(This just occurred last night)

[hgtonyvi]

Tc can fly a p38 like the best of them. Put him in a spit8 he can't find the throttle.


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[Shuffler]

When you are at the back of the property, someone will call on the land line.

[ACE]

When you’ve worked all week the customer will always call on Friday saying the equipment is broke I need you here now and it’s been down all week.

[Shuffler]

If one of you arms is incapacitated, you will itch on that side.

[Shuffler]

Safety in bear country is simply taking someone with you that you can outrun.

[AKKuya]

Safety in bear country is simply taking someone with you that you can outrun.

[guncrasher]

Telling everybody you are quitting the game as soon as you spend all your perks.  lose 22 b29 end up the tour with more perks.


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[guncrasher]

Safety in bear country is simply taking someone with you that you can outrun.

That is proven lie.  You carry a. 22 shoot the guy in the knee. 

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[Bizman]

When you’ve worked all week the customer will always call on Friday saying the equipment is broke I need you here now and it’s been down all week.

When you've waited all week for any customer to call for help, you finally get an "urgent" call on Friday afternoon to fix a something that has been broken all week.

During that call another customer knocks in the background and when you finally reach that other one after several "the line is busy" attempts he tells that he already hired a competitor to fix an issue that's been bugging him all week.

[TequilaChaser]

Tc can fly a p38 like the best of them. Put him in a spit8 he can't find the throttle.


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Spit 9, semp! Spit 9

LOL......


TC

[guncrasher]

Spit 9, semp! Spit 9

LOL......


TC

see what I mean, you cant tell the difference.


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[SIM]

As you go thru life,
Two rules will never bend.
Never whittle towards yourself,
Or pee against the wind.