Since we're now in 'country channel bites too' - next time you're bombarded with defense requests, try this:
GenPoop: Why aren't we defending 69? Defend 69!
You: Ok, but what's the safe word?
GenPoop: Safe word? There is no safe word!
You: There most diddily-ittaly is, good neighbor.
GenPoop: We're about to lose 69!
You: Then you're not doing it right.
GenPoop: Doing what right?
You: 69. You're technique must be off.
GenPoop: Listen you @#&@.
(GenPoop has been muted)
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Granted, that scenario requires your 69 to be endangered.
You say 'what if it's base 23?'
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GenPoop: Now base 23 is under attack! Defend 23!
You: What's 23 plus 46?
Genpoop: What?
You: What's 23 plus 46?
GenPoop: 69. Oh wait, you again.
You: 46 is higher. Defend 46!
GenPoop: 46 isn't ours.
You: Ours? Take it! Make it yours! Then have a three-way 69!
GenPoop: A three-way 69? What? How does that even work?
You: You can tell us when you're done.
GenPoop: You #*%*%
(GenPoop has been muted.)