Twinkles had major joystick problems during this two hour event. Nevertheless, Twinkles landed several kills and flew bravely and fearlessly into the carnage of the battlefield and successfully defeated numerous enemies.
There were several opponents that took advantage of Twinkles joystick issues during this event. One of them goes by the handle LNG15. I think that is an acronym for Little Naughty Guy 15. Watch out for him. He is sneaky. Even though I kept changing aircraft and skins, he somehow seemed to find me among the masses of other aircraft. It was like a famished dog that had not eaten in weeks smelling a piece of meat. He kept coming after me again and again and would be on me like stink on doodoo. Escape proved futile due to technical issues and lack of a equal playing field (joystick).
Another opponent that was relentlessly attacking was Pops04. Don't Hop On Pops! You will regret it. A closer examination of his kills reveals his body was not in the cockpit. He was a ghost and I am submitting the proof in this film. That could mean that some type of artificial assistance might have been in play. Twinkles is not claiming that, just thinking that it is plausible and the only explanation for so many kills against the usually invincible Twinkles the Magnificent!
The good news is a new joystick will be arriving tomorrow and by this coming Friday night, at 9PM Eastern, Twinkles will unleash a barrage of indefensible assaults that will lead to great carnage and the Mother Of All WW1 War victories. As many as 15 - 20 kills might be landed. All of it will be filmed and posted here as a follow up. After that previous posts above can be shamefully removed (fake news). Watch them not show up.
That's OK, I'd be afraid of the humiliation as well. Film coming soon....
