He was one of my favs growing up. Yeah, I'm old, will be 60 this june.
What a great long life!
His daughter took him to annual check up recently. Kirk, being a little bit deaf, had his daughter along with to help him hear.
The doctor said loudly "Kirk, we need a stool sample, a blood sample, a urine sample and a semen sample "
Kirk turned to his daughter and said "HUH? WHAT DID HE SAY?"
His daughter shouted back "DAD, HE NEEDS YOUR UNDERWEAR"