Covid19 FSO restrictions

[Bannor]

Due to Covid19, Squads cannot have more than 10 people and they must remain a minimum of 600M apart.  All Axis squads must remain in the tower under quarantine until their field flashes. And don't forget to wash your hands, especially you weiser! 

[LNG15]

*Telegram from USAAF*
Bannor has been stealing TP and needs to be shot down on sight! Allies must carry a bathroom in their aircraft from now on!   

[AKKuya]

Before takeoff, all ammunition must be cleaned with hand sanitizer after handling by ground crew.  We can't spread any infections to enemy pilots with infected bullets.

[LNG15]

Bombs must be sanitized to ensure no citizens get infected from the shrapnel. We can't give places like Berlin or Hamburg infected bombs as well.

[Wiley]

To accomodate TP shortages, all aircraft seats will be equipped with bidets.

Wiley.

[AKKuya]

To accomodate TP shortages, all aircraft seats will be equipped with bidets.

Wiley.

Just bring some ice cream cones in a tray.

[snugar109]

If seats can't be equipped a block of cheese will be provided to the pilot, inflight snack so multi-use 

[SlipKnt]

Those of us that eat sauerkraut sammiches are already immune...

 

[AKKuya]

Urgent Message from HQ

Eating SPAM will stop the spread of any disease or virus. 

[Bannor]

*Telegram from USAAF*
Bannor has been stealing TP and needs to be shot down on sight! Allies must carry a bathroom in their aircraft from now on!   

Don't shoot! We're only dropping toilet paper on your fields. Operation TP is a humanitarian mission! 

[APDrone]

[Vulcan]

^ lacks TP you filthwizard