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Offline CptTrips

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Re: COVID-19 Gallows humor
« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2020, 11:00:16 AM »
Quote from: SysError on March 30, 2020, 08:32:04 AM
Donald Trump vs God on Easter PPV

 :rofl  That one is sooo getting shared.
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Re: COVID-19 Gallows humor
« Reply #16 on: March 30, 2020, 03:23:53 PM »
Quote from: turt21 on March 30, 2020, 09:32:59 AM
"You think were in trouble now, just wait till the Jehovah Witness finds out were all fome"

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« Reply #17 on: March 30, 2020, 05:20:27 PM »
Something I tune to myself when going to work in the morning, in the tone of Wizard of Oz:

"I'm off to get my COVID, the wonderful virus of fun!"

Another bit I also tell myself:

"Since I'm going to be infected, I'll take the "Corona Light" please."

Someone else here (in the other thread) though of that that; mild case of COVID = "Corona Light".  I couldn't help myself. :D



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Re: COVID-19 Gallows humor
« Reply #18 on: March 30, 2020, 09:33:51 PM »
Quote from: SysError on March 30, 2020, 10:39:54 AM
I guess that this is the place to post this - note that it is a true story... :confused:

Magnets Suck Up Nose

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2020/mar/30/astrophysicist-gets-magnets-stuck-up-nose-while-inventing-coronavirus-device

Good thing he wasnt inventing a device to counteract diarrhea, you could imagine where those would of ended up at
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« Reply #19 on: March 30, 2020, 09:38:08 PM »
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« Reply #20 on: March 30, 2020, 09:47:18 PM »
My Daughter has one of "This Day In History" Calendars put out by "The History Channel"
The listing for

 Friday March 20,
the year "1345: Scholars speculate on Origin of the Black Death"

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« Reply #27 on: March 31, 2020, 08:12:39 PM »
Quote from: rabbidrabbit on March 31, 2020, 07:15:29 AM
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Quote #1 - *screaming* Social Distancing MF, do you follow it
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