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Offline lunaticfringe

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Chuck Norris
« on: October 20, 2020, 05:15:34 PM »
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2020, 06:29:54 PM »



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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2020, 04:59:08 PM »
Breakups and be so cruel.  :devil
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade in the world. Every morning when you wake up, swallow a live toad. Nothing worse can happen to you for the rest of the day. They say money can't buy happiness. I would like the opportunity to find out. Why be serious?

Offline avionix

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2020, 01:32:28 PM »
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2020, 01:45:28 PM »
Chuck Norris can look in a mirror and his image will not even look him in the eye.

Ha.... just made that one up.
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Offline 100Coogn

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2020, 01:57:45 PM »
Quote from: Shuffler on October 22, 2020, 01:45:28 PM
Chuck Norris can look in a mirror and his image will not even look him in the eye.

Ha.... just made that one up.

Got a Chuck-le out of that.  :x

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2020, 02:16:13 PM »
Quote from: Shuffler on October 22, 2020, 01:45:28 PM
Chuck Norris can look in a mirror and his image will not even look him in the eye.

Ha.... just made that one up.

when Chuck Norris wants somebody to look him in the eye he gets a mirror.

seen it somewhere  :cheers:

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2020, 02:32:45 PM »
Bruce Lee would chop Chuck up

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2020, 02:35:50 PM »
when Chuck Norris left for College, he looked at his father and said you are the man of the house now.


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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2020, 02:40:34 PM »
Quote from: Eagler on October 22, 2020, 02:32:45 PM
Bruce Lee would chop Chuck up

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He actually did in The Way of The Dragon.



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Offline Mano

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #10 on: October 22, 2020, 02:40:40 PM »
Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.



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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #11 on: October 22, 2020, 03:16:44 PM »
Before the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.  :D
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #12 on: October 22, 2020, 04:20:34 PM »
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #13 on: October 22, 2020, 06:07:06 PM »
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep.... He waits.

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #14 on: October 22, 2020, 10:45:49 PM »
When Chuck Norris was shipwrecked on an island, the rest of the world felt marooned.
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