Yes, we all knew your joke in there.
What were not clear about is why you said in the thread you started that you were tipsy after a few and the cops said you’d be getting a DUI...
If you weren’t the driver as you’re stating now, why did you put that in your post?
https://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,402897.0.html
^ that post is why very few of us find it funny about driving after drinking.
Also did you read the article and look into your Levi’s yet?
feel sorry for the kid and his family, it's a tragedy. what I dont understand is why you bring a post from several months after I posted my joke. Like i said, it may not have been funny to you, but it has nothing to do with that thread you quoted. I also noted you didnt post anything on it. drunk driving is not funny but joking about it, well if it offends you then I have nothing to do with it.
like I said it was a joke, and it was mostly lacking lots of other details that people in the car added to it. Like I was crying on the side of the road. begging the cop not to take me to jail, which I consider funny. that story has gone around in the legions around here. about the only truth to the story was the officer actually thought pork lard was meth and he was corrected by another officer a few seconds later. the officer was embarrassed, but hey you make a mistake, we all do, add some other details and it becomes even funnier. pretty sure the officer is still being teased about the great pork lard arrest he did. just like I get teased about it at the legion not so much anymore.
regarding the 501's, they're a size 34. for years I was a size 46, because of a couple of accidents and had nothing to do but eat. but hell, some fishing lines and pork lard and I can fit into them, even though it hurts.
anyway, your personal attacks are just amusing to me. reminds me of al bundy when he couldnt think of a come back with marcy, "well, you are a chicken".

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