Not sure what that has to do with being drunk. Is it you MUST be really drunk to find it funny?
You just don't get it, do you.
I quit drinking in 2008. So maybe I don’t...Although I’m not sure I would have found that funny after a case of beer.
Nope. https://www.laughteronlineuniversity.com/steven-wright-quotes/Find most of those still hilarious even though I’ve heard them many times